Yashiko manifested a marvelous potential for learning by birth.
In the blink of an eye, he already was able to crawl and walk alone.
Just as quickly, his first word came out:
"Yoogoot".
Not "mama".
Not "dada".
Yogurt.
For some mysterious reason, his mother never bothered teaching him how to say mom or dad. Of course, that treatment did not change throughout the years.
At least they were coherent and sincere.
Yogurt...That's what made him alive in his first years, it certainly deserved the honor of being Yashiko's first word.