jasen son of cool god part 1 of 3 [blood of olympus fan fic]

jasen son of cool god part 1 of 3 [blood of olimpis fan fic]

chaptre 1

there once was a god named the cool god. he met the lady swag god... and mistakes were made. the next day, cool god got news from the swag kingdom that swag god was preggos on a baby. he was not happy. a month later swag god gave birth to cool god's new son. he was henceforth called "jasen son of cool god"

chapter 2

one day jasen was walking around his big sky palace of coolness and then his father got angry that jasen was cooler than him and threw him off of the cloud castle. jasen was falling realy fast down to earth like a meteor. he used his magical powrs and make a parachute appear on him and he drifted down to earth. he landed in new york city with nothing but the cloths on his back

chaper 3

jasen was poor and went to find a job. he went to a small restraunt and asked for a job. the manager said okay and told him to clean up a table. jasen said " i dont want to im son of cool god" and then the manager threw him out. jasen realized that the ppl on erth would not believe in his godly parents. he went to a different resterant and asked for a job. they told him to clean some dishes, and he did as told and was realy bad at it cuz he never ever did chores in the cool god kingdom. jasen made 20$ and bought a candy bar and fell asleep under a bridge

chapter 4

the next day jasen woke up with birds pecking on his now tattered clothing. he discoverd that his mony that he earned was gone!!1! he was sad and wanted money. he creeped up to a hoboe and stole his bag and found 34 dollers and then bought a tshirt and sandles. he sat in an alley and ate his candy bar from yesterday and it was still good. suddenly, hooded peopl came and abducted him!!1!

chapter 5

he was scared that they were taking him but they told him that theyre helping him. he was taken into a secret door that led to a little room. they released him and they told him that they know he is son of a god. he was like how do you know and they said that they are children of gods 2. one was named anabeth and other was named persy and that they had frends named pipr and hazle!!1! jasen was soon told that he has magick powers and can use them to fight evil!! jasen was happy and sad at same time cuz his dad never told him this and its cool.

chapter 6

jasen realize that he needed beter cloths!! he robbed a bank and bought a purple tee shirt and a lethr jaket and 10 pers of jeans!! that was expensiv!!1! then he searched on google for other gods and found their facebooks! he facebook stalked them and they eventually met up at starbkus! pipr liked jasen and jasen slaped pipr and was like u hoe i like rena insted. pipr cut herself cuz jasen was 2 cool 4 her. jasen smoched rena and they got merried!! pipr cut herself cuz jasen didnt like her! jasen didnt have enouf money 4 ring cuz he spent it all on jeans! he used a funyun instead as a ring but then rena ated it and she now has dyabeetees.

chapter 7!!

one day they were all at swag god hq and were like yo wanna play xbox or somethin but then there was rumbling!!!! in kingdom!!!! all of sudden there was poof of smoke and leeyo apperd and was like watsup noobs im the best of all u noobs! jasen was like nonono and falcon pawnched leeyo into tarteris!! but leeyo was 2 strong and came back and slapped pipr for not saving him. pipr cut herself because leeyo slap her for not saving him.

chapter 8!

leyo joined swag god club gang and claimed leadr posishen!! he told them all to start listening to him but jasen didnt want to so he built leyo a boat named the arger terd. leyo get on the bote and he started engine but then jasen triggered c4 on it and it boom boomed!!!1!1!1 on the boat!!!! leeyo was sad. pipr cut herself becuse he was sad. leyo was like who did this and everyone was like not me. jasen also said not me!!!!! leyo didnt care tho cuz he wanted to save the world cuz its indangered alot becus of monstres!!!! on erth!!!!

chaptr 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they got on a big steel dragen and it flewed away!!!! in the sky!!!!! but jasen stayed behind!!! on erth!!! he triggered c4 on the dragen and it blewed up!!! in the sky!!! all the gang members were like oh no! they started flying back to their base and leeyo was sad. pipr cut herself because they ran out of milk!!! in the fridge!!! then anabeth said to jasen i love u and they made out and touched eachothr!!! in the house!!! persy got jelos and punched jasen but then jasen was too cool for his punch and persy died!!!

chaptr 10 the big mishen!

one day the gang was in swag hq and there was a big alert from new york city! they flewed dowwn to earth and saw that there was a runaway tran going realy fast!1! on the  tracks!! they flew and tried to get in cabin but it was locked and they couldnt do anything about because pipr forgetted her lockpick!!! everyone was mad at her. while they were flying, she cut herself!! blood came out!!!!! jasen was like ew im too good for u and he falcon pawnched her out of the sky!! in the sky!!! she fell down and landed in leeyos arms!! they loved echother forever now! but a lesbian named calepso was jeles and tried to kill leyo but pipr was like no and slaped calepso. she died!!! pipr cut herself because her hand hurt from slaping calepsos ded body!!!!! suddenly the trane flew off tracks and exploded! dead orphan bodyes were everywher! pipr cut herself becaus her hand still hurt!!!

FAVE FOR NEXT PART!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

writed by swageststories tm

hope u enjoied!! will write mor soon!

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