(Facebook AU)
Kuroko x Midorima~~~Conversation~~~
Kuroko: Hello, Midorima-kun
Midorima: Hi, Kuroko what do you need? It's not like I care or anything.
Kuroko: let's talk about sex baby let's talk about you and me let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be.
Midorima: W-what are you saying K-kuroko
Kuroko: ( thinking: He fell for it)
Oh I need you to jump on this grenade for me.Midorima: Are you out of your mind?!
Kuroko: Your sex is on fire!
Midorima:.............😎
Looks like I need to punish some certain bad boy.
Kuroko: You know everybody makes mistake. Don't let me be yours.
Midorima: Why not?!
Kuroko: You are the sweetest soul I've ever seen so why am I burning green
Midorima: Is that a confession?
Kuroko: I'm sorry Midorima-kun but You've been prank hahaha
Midorima: KUROKO!!!!
Kuroko: I'm out
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Pranking Akashi:
Kuroko: Hello Akashi-kun
Akashi: Didn't I told you to call me by my first name huh Tetsuya?
Kuroko: I don't like your little games
Don't like your tilted stage
The role you made me play
The fool
No, I don't like youAkashi: T-tetsuya do you hate me or something!?
Kuroko: I don't like your perfect crime
How you laugh when you lie
You said the gun was mine
Is it cool no I don't like youAkashi: we can fix this Tetsuya don't hate me
Kuroko: But I got smarter I get harder in a nick of time
I need a roles from the dead
I do it all the timeI got a list of names and yours is in the red underline
I check it once then I check it twice Ohhhh.
Look what you made me do
Lokk what you made me do.Akashi: I'm sorry back in Teiko Tetsuya
Kuroko: I also Apologize because YOU'VE BEEN PRANK!!!!
Akashi: Tetsuya!!!!!
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Pranking Aomine
Kuroko: Hello Aomine-kun
Aomine: Oh Tetsu, is there a problem?
Kuroko: I want to tell you something , Back in teiko
Aomine: what?
Kuroko: Say something (I'm giving up on you)
I'll be the one if you want me too
Anywhere I will follow you
Aomine: sorry Tetsu for pushing you away
Kuroko: Say something (I'm giving up on you)
Aomine: Please forgive me Tetsu
Kuroko: Aomine-kun you have been PRANK!!!!!
Aomine: No!!!!,!
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Pranking Murasakibara
Kuroko: Hello, Murasakibara-kun
Atsushi: you're not going to prank me Kuro-chin*munch munch*
Kuroko: Is it too late to say sorry
Now that I'm missing your body(lol hahha)Atsushi: Kuro-chin! It is so sudden!
Kuroko: Murasakibara-kun Do you realize that you've been PRANK!!!!!
Atsushi: *gasp* you're good Kuro-chin.
Kuroko: Did you tell Kise-kun about this?
Atsushi: Nah, too much work.
Kuroko: okay thanks Bye Murasakibara-kun!
Atsushi: Bye Kuro-chin!
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TBC
A/N: Finally some update!!!!!!
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