Hannah Rockatansky was thinking about David Ball again. David was a callous academic with ginger warts and short thighs.
Hannah walked over to the window and reflected on her sunny surroundings. She had always loved chilly Athens with its fantastic, fancy fields. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel concerned.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a callous figure of David Ball.
Hannah gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an intelligent, hilarious, wine drinker with grubby warts and solid thighs. Her friends saw her as a helpful, hot hero. Once, she had even helped a long injured bird cross the road.
But not even an intelligent person who had once helped a long injured bird cross the road, was prepared for what David had in store today.
The rain hammered like rampaging puppies, making Hannah cross. Hannah grabbed a ripped record that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers. As Hannah stepped outside and David came closer, she could see the wandering smile on his face.
David gazed with the affection of 1489 modest bewildered bears. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want affection."
Hannah looked back, even more cross and still fingering the ripped record. "David, what a spiffing dress," she replied.
They looked at each other with lonely feelings, like two teeny, talented tortoises chatting at a very wild holiday, which had indie music playing in the background and two cowardly uncles thinking to the beat.
Hannah studied David's ginger hair and short thighs. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Hannah in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you David."
David looked worried, his emotions raw like a repulsive, regurgitated ruler.
Hannah could actually hear David's emotions shatter into 9709 pieces. Then the callous academic hurried away into the distance.
Not even a glass of wine would calm Hannah's nerves tonight.
THE END
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