Jackaboy: That's not you. No way.
Mark: yes way
Jackaboy: Kill me
Mark: I'm good
jackaboy: mhm.
Mark: what if the government is ISIS?
jackaboy: Shane Dawson is sHoOk
Mark: that conspiracy tho
Jackaboy: y u think that??
Mark: Because the government said that they can and will find EVERY last hacker and criminal. So they are obviously lying.
Jackaboy: dude. calm yo tits.
Mark: y else do they keep all these things a secret?!!
jackaboy: wtf? like I'd know
Mark: you would, you leprechaun!! You try to figure out the recipe of lucky charms every day! I say you're plankton and the U.S.A. is Mr. Krabs. You'll never get the recipe, you smol green bean!
Jackaboy: wow. Emotions are failing me.
Mark: geez, what are you? Donald Trump?
Jackaboy: tRiGgErEd
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