You Saved Me (Lubbock x Reader) (Discontinued)

Thanks Giving!

Author's Time!

Well you either already had thanks giving or not. Maybe you don't celebrate thanks giving. Well I missed Halloween. I could think of nothing special to do. So for this lets just see some of the bloopers that Akame Ga Kill cast made.

Part 1:

"Well Miss Y/n you aren't becoming a maid." The man said. Y/n became confused. The Man did a Lennie face. "Your going to show off them smexy legs. Son get the camera! SMEXY LEG TIME!" Y/n burst into laughter.

"Mhh such smexy legs!" Y/n said.

"You guys can never do anything right!" Author yelled.

"MHH SMEXY VOICE!" They yelled.

"CUT!!!'

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"Just say yes it will make this a lot quicker."

"Nope see yah gotta go fast!" Y/n Yelled she ran out.

"This is why we don't product these quicker. Or reproduce! I am sorry. That wasn't even funny." Author said. "Cut..."

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Y/n was only up two floor. Faith raced down the wall to the ground. Y/n tried to grabbed the branch but failed. She fell onto the floor.

"OUF!" Random person said. Author clapped.

"Cut!"

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Y/n was only up two floors. As she was falling a bird started to peck her.

"AH!" Y/n yelled.

"Fuck This! God damn it lets get this! Everyone we are so close! We can do this. Oh... Cut!" Author said.

Part 2:

Mine lift her leg. She pushed her leg out. It hit Y/n.

"Hit hit roll." Sheele said.

"I hate all of you. Faith you missed your mark." Author said. "Wait where is she?"

"Here Johnny!" Faith yelled into Author's ear.

"Cut!"

Part 3:

"You shouldn't have left Y/n alone." Faith said. We all looked at her confused.

"Yeah because being with me is so much better." Lubbock said. "Have you guys learned nothing. I am surrounded by idiots!"

"Lubbock you are the idiot!" Author yelled. "CUT!"

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"An talking otter. Fuck this shit I am out!" Tatsumi said.

"Nothing?" Everyone asked.

"Fuck this shit I am out..." Author said. She raised her hand into the air dropping everything. "KILL ME NOW DEVIL! Just kidding. Cut!"

Part 6:

Esdeath pulled Y/n into a hug.

"I will be your 6 to your 9." Esdeath whispered. Y/n whispered back.

"I am not Weatherman but you will be excepting 8 1/2 inches tonight."

"God damn that was way to hot. You almost melted my clothing off."

"Well they will be 100% off in my room."

"Who is hotter me or the sun."

"The sun!"

"BITCH!" Y/n started to run away from Esdeath.

"That booty though!" Faith yelled.

"I jumping off the roof." Author said.

"Take me with you." Mine said.

"Of course." Author said. "CUT!"

Part 7:

"So um keys?" Y/n asked.

"Bish your not escaping me this time. I WILL GET THE SMEXY BOOTY!" Lubbock yelled.

"Not the smexy booty!" Akane yelled.

"Yes the smexy booty is mine!" Lubbock yelled. "I really don't know where the keys are. Help us!"

"Lunch break everyone?" Author asked. Everyone nodded and left. "Cut!"

"NOOO!" Y/n yelled.

Part 8:

"Now your even more dirty Esdeath. Let me get you wet to clean you off." Y/n said.

"Oh please." Esdeath said.

"No not this!" Mine yelled. "I am out!"

"Mhh." Esdeath said. She squished Y/n booty. "I got the booty in the end!"

"NO!!" Lubbock yelled. He fell to his knees.

"Cut" Author sighed.

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"Well then its me against you. Let Fuck!" Seryu said. Y/n dropped the broom.

"I thought you would never ask." Y/n said.

Why wouldn't I that SMEXY booty and legs are to much!" Seryu said.

"Cut cut cut cut cut cut!" Author yelled.

Part 9:

Y/n came in to the room. (Sounds dirty!) Lubbocks heart started to race. "So?"

"Nothing." Lubbock said.

"Bitch I am going to bang you until you feel something!"

"Oh is that smexy booty mine?"

"No its Esdeath's." Y/n said.

"NO ESDEATH WHY!?" Lubbock yelled. Rolling onto the floor. "I should just die."

"You should. Good night!~" Y/n said. She jumped into bed.

"Cut." Author said. "Do you guys even care."

Everyone else "Nope!"

"Cut my life into piece this is my last resort. Suffocation no breathing. This is how I die." Author sang.

"That's not it." Esdeath said.

"I thought I told you to cut!" Author yelled!

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Author:

I hate everyone one of them. Except for Mine. The only good one! Sniffle. Anyways happy what ever. If its your birthday happy birthday. Well I guess I should say what I am thankful for. Everyone come on we shall say what we are thankful for. I will start. I guess I am thankful for everyone that reads. Everyone that adds my book to there reading list. Everyone that votes. You all are great people. Well I am also thankful for food. Food is babe. Wait why are only you two here?

Lubbock:

I don't know. Anyways I am thankful for the booty! The SMEXY LEGS and everyone in this book. Okay time to spy on the booty!

Esdeath:

I am thankful for these bloopers. You can really see that Lubbock x Reader isn't going to happen. Its going to be Esdeath x reader.

Author:

In your moist dream.

Esdeath:

Your right~ Lenny face.

Author:

CUT! Have a great night, day, afternoon. What ever! Food is good. Esdeath has moist dreams. I am dead!