You were at your grandparents house on the porch bench relaxing when Hiei popped up.
It started off innocent enough. Just a brief kiss.
But, after waiting for a minute,
"What, that's all I get? Where's my present?"
"I didn't get you a present. You shouldn't be so materialistic."
"Tch. Ok whatever."
.............
"It doesn't have to be material though you know.... How about a better kiss?" You couldn't look at him while you said it. You smiled to yourself at your sudden daringness.
"So you saying I'm not a good kisser now?"
Well if he wants to argue and I want to play...
"Ooooh my gosh," you rolled your eyes at him for effect. "I never said that you were in the first place."
Oooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
"Hmm so it's like that, is it?"
You turned back away. You couldn't let him know how amused you were. He continued,
"Well since you mocked my skills understand that what's about to happen is completely your fault."
You still wouldn't look at him and tried to contain your laughter as you sunk in the bench. You already knew what was up and it was always noisy when it happened. Can't have that at your grandparents' house!
He came towards you. You sank down even more and started laughing. "No! I'm not ready!"
Half of your body was already off the bench so you just let the rest of you go onto the floor and tried to control yourself.
He stood over you and smirked. "Great idea. I didn't think the bench would hold us up either." He took off his cloak to reveal his pants and t-shirt.
You laughed even more. You weren't sure why you were so giddy today, but it didn't seem to be bothering either of you so why worry? You were on your back and tried to use your elbow to get away. It only made him get on his knees to reach for you.
"There's no use in running, girl." You tried to crawl away to no avail. He grabbed your ankles and pulled you all the way to him. Smiling you looked at him, "Hi." Then burst out laughing again.
"Glad you're having fun."
You started having a coughing fit.
"Hmmm. Maybe your having too much fun."
"Whaaaat? Too much fun on my birthday? How could I?" The talking calmed you down from the coughing and laughing to a big smile.
"I guess you're right. This time. How old did you say you were today? 19?
You nodded.
"In that case, you need to listen and follow these directions as I say. You may not get a chance like this again. Got it?"
You eagerly nodded. That was no issue since you loved to hear him talk anyways. He crossed his arms.
"You may chose one thing you would like 19 something of. 19 days of candy. 19 hours of binge watching. Things like that. And don't play games. Make sure I can give it to you."
"How about 19 of 19 things?" You had basically calmed all the way down now since the headache was real. He gave his usual straight face. "No."
"Okay okay. Uhhhhh... Ummmmm... Do I have to decide now?"
"Yes."
You over-dramatically sighed. "How about... 19 minutes of~ you going down on me? Straight!"
Him and his damn cocky smirk. "Hmph. Child's play."
Dude started messing with your pants.
"Wait! Wait!" You sat up and nervously giggled. "You're gonna do it here?"
"Why not? It's as good a place as any." Your brows furrowed and you blinked twice.
"Boi-wha-as good-?" You could tell he seriously didn't see an issue and you were in disbelief. You quickly looked around.
"Anybody can walk through here at anytime! What if my grandma comes looking for me?" Hiei rolled his eyes.
"Then 'grandma' is going to have to wait. Now lie down." He demanded.
You started to say something but Hiei glared at you.
"Oh my gosh." Lying down you covered your face.
Hiei got your pants and shoes off. Then ye undies...
"Y/n, here." He handed you your phone.
"Put the timer on."
You deadpanned. But you set it and handed it back to him so he could start it when he was ready.
"Are you ready?"
"Yes-" You were cut off into a gasp. Boy wasted no time and showed no mercy.
No one ever did interrupt you two. Which was perfect for you. You came out a tad sore, but you were greatly satisfied. Thank goodness you had nothing to do the next day. You could get him to give you the real thing.