YOU'RE SWAGGDADDI A DARK PIECE OF CHOCOLATE YOU GOT SHORT HAIR AND A STUPID SIDEKICK AND THESE ARE DECISIONS YOU WOULD MAKE YOURSELF THIS IS STILL AN XREADER.
And you have to play the song.
"Oh damn." Said swaggdaddi walking by a hot ass tr33.
"Wut?" Moonshine asked falling from the sky and flat onto the sidewalk with a slap noise.
"This tree." Swaggdaddi stared at the tree with much desire.
"That's a good looking tree."
"That's what I just said, GOD." Swaggdaddi was fed up with Moonshine.
"boi." Swaggdaddi spoke with shinning white teeth of a goddess, "Imma lick that tree."
Moonshine stoped picking her nose just in time to hear that, "boi! No!"
"Why the fuck not?"
"it'll give you salmonella."
"What? Why?" Swaggdaddi inched toward that h0t tree.
"I saw a man rub a raw fish all over it."
"boi, you know licking that tree is my life long goal... boi."
"Yeet." Moonshine dabbed. "But you can't youll get sarsaparilla."
"no," swaggdaddi swag-swaddled, "you'll get SAMURELLA."
Moonshine fell over like a dead cheetah. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." She kind of screamed.
"I'm gonna lick the trEE." Swaggdaddi ran like a runny egg.
It looked funny.
"IM GONNA SHOVE MY DICK IN THIS TREES MOUTH HOLE!" SWAGGDADDI SAID WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON.
Moonshine ran in circles alllllllllll over the place they were. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" She actually screamed. "SWAGGIDADDI YOULL GET CINDERELLA!"
"I DONT CARE!" Swaggdaddi flipped of moonshine as she inched like and inchworm up to the tree.
Moonshine: I do and I won't let you do it
Swaffdaddi: *anime tears sparkle in her eyes* you never cared about me.
Moonshine: ¿Que es esto? ¿Una telenovela mexicana?
"ThAtS rAcEsT." Swaggdaddi slunk toward the tree, tongue out. "Imma get Salmon Elsa." She whispered.
*Boomerang noises*
"GOTCHA!" Moonshine squished her legs together.
Swaggdaddi's eyes popped out of their sockets as she stared intensely at Moonshine. "Wot m8"
SUDDENLY A SHARP BOOMERANG CAME FROM THE SKYS WITH A SHING SOUND.
"You're too late." Moonshine tilted her head forward like the new Pennywise always fucking does. "GOTCHA!" SHE SCREAMED BREAKING THE CAPS LOCK.
"NO." SWAGGDADDI WHISPERED AS TERROR SHINED IN HER EYES.
*CUTTING SOUND"
"Now you can't get Salmumbrella." Moonshine laughed as Swaggdaddi's tongue fell out of her mouth.
MOONSHINE CUT SWAGGDADDI'S TONGUE OUT WITH A SHARP BOOMERANG.
"FUK OOU!" Swaggdaddi spoke her last tongueless words before bleeding out from the tongue.
"Gottem." Moonshine smiled stupidly as she reached for the boomerang.
*Boomerang cuts off moonshines fingerz*
Mmoonshine: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *moonshine dies*
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