S.L.U.T. || NATALIA DYER

THREE

maya pines! @piningmaya
i miss nat :((

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natalia dyer @nataliadyer
that's what you get for rejecting my skype call

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maya pines! @piningmaya
i hAD TO COOK DINNER NATTY PLEASE

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dacre montgomery @dacremontgomery
as your current skype buddy, i feel offended

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dacre montgomery @dacremontgomery
and stop trying to make me jealous with your burger

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natalia dyer @nataliadyer
why are you talking on here if you're skyping? what a waste of tweets

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joe keery @joe_keery
why is it that every time i open up twitter, maya is on my timeline with tweets about natalia? i feel left out why don't you miss me?

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maya pines! @piningmaya
joe, honey, i texted you earlier to say that i missed you and you responded with "k ttyl"

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joe keery @joe_keery
,,, touché

guys she's ignoring me

FLISSFLOSS
who?

WILL [SOL]ACE
natalia, who else? maya is like, obsessed with her it's creepy

uhm fuck you very much

FLISSFLOSS
i don't think she's ignoring you bb!! didn't you guys rabbit a few days ago? and you text a lot

fucking hell, it's not like that

she's not ignoring me like cutting off contact with me

i just

i don't know the right word for it in english

WILL [SOL]ACE
ah, the struggles of being bilingual

do you think that she remembers that i kissed her when we were drunk on my birthday?

FLISSFLOSS
you what

WILL [SOL]ACE
dear fucking lord i'm jumping

i mean, she said that she didn't remember anything the next day so i kind of just went on like i normally would, you know?

but what if she remembers and feels awkward now?

i don't even like her, i'm just a touchy-feely-disgusting drunk

FLISSFLOSS
woah that's cold. jk, but it's probably fine, don't worry about it too much

FLISSFLOSS
maybe she's just busy

WILL [SOL]ACE

or maybe she's trying to figure out how to tell you that she despised you even before that

this is why i don't love you sol.