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Oomploompa big toe

Ok so I'm in a gud mood bc we had a party at school so I'm walking to my locker at the end of the day being happy ( that's not normal for me ) and there's this flippin Cheeto puff standing in front of my locker talking trash on his ipod 4 or whatever the hell that piece of trash was and so I stand there while he's LOOKING at me and eventually I'm like can u move ples ( being nicer than usual bc I normally push anyone in my way) and he's like what did u just say and I'm like u heard me hoe and he's like shut up before I snatch ur blonde weave and I'm like try me biotch
and he's like u wanna fite and I'm like come at me u frikin oompaloompas big toe and finally this girl who's skirt was WAY above 4 inches above the knee comes over and is like cmon Jayden ( I don't care that his name is in here he probably can't read anyways) and he's like I was just about to hurt dis gurl and I'm like u is so stupid I could probably kick u over and u wouldn't be able to get up so stfu and finally he leaves and I'm like lord rain some holy water on this dumb dyslexic Down syndrome clearly retarded un-handicapable child ...... the end