Orange Colored Bombs [UNDER MAJOR EDITING!!]

I Will

 So whats hapening peaps, how ya been guess what!! In honor of Countdown to Chrismas I declare Bombfest!!For those who don't know what bombfest is (FYI:everyone) its a day when i fell so hppy that i go on a posting spree which means, ill will post as manytimes as I want today!! so without further adue LET BOMBFEST BEGIN!!!

D: really Naruko i really, really love you too will you alow me to show you just how much?

N: Deidara i really like you but answer me this, why me i mean... look i have a secret that noone knows except the third hokage and kakashi

D: what is it i promise i wont judge, because i wont lose you

N: *sighs* look i dont know why you like me but even if we did date...

D: what 'm here for you

N: DANG ON IT I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN OK

D: *Silent*

N: see this is what i was afraid of now you now you will never love me!!*Starts crying*

D: thats not true i love you just as much i dont care if you can only have alien babies i will still love you because your beautiful thats why i want to show that to you

N: the docter said  the only chance i have of having a baby is -0.01%

D: thats fine, you know why

N: why?

D: because theres still a chance and you know something i will be your -0.01% or i will just be you husband with or without children

N: thank you

D: Please i loove you allow me to show you that

N:Of course

Ha ha ha you though it was bout to get steamy! XD nah but you will get your lemon befor the end of the day!! Oh wow, i can imagine your faces right about now, LOL!!!

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by: Narukouchiha1

PEACE