If I turn U into STEW

The unicorn race

Okay so a girl asked me to tell her a story, this is what I came up with, I'm not gonna write well properly, I'm just gonna tell it to you how I told her, here it is,

So, there are three unicorns, their names are Apple, Donkey and Pete. These unicorns are particularly greedy and selfish, they all want to be Pegasi as well as unicorns. This feat is thought impossible, until they hear of two magic pears which have the ability to grant a person whatever they wish. So these three unicorns, realising that there are three of t hem and two pears, decided to have a race, to see who would get the pears first.

The pears lay in a chest in a particularly large troll tunnel, with a great many trolls in it. In between this troll tunnel and the unicorns was a very large gorge with only one small bridge, now, when I say small, I mean thin, and, of course falling apart at the seams.

So Apple and Pete got across the bridge with ease, but Donkey, however, tripped, and got a hoof stuck between the planks of the bridge. There were three entrances to the troll tunnel and Apple and Pete each entered through a different  one. Apple found herself face to face with a dozen small trolls, now, although there were a great many of these trolls, Apple discovered that they could not see or smell very well, so she stepped quietly around them so that they didn't hear her approach.

Pete however, found himself face to face with a few trolls, all larger than those that apple faced. Upon seeing these trolls, he clambered away, causing a loud noice which seemed to have no affect on the trolls. As a result of this incident Pete discovered that these trolls were both blind and death but had an excellent sense of smell. Pete sniffed the air and picked up a strong scent of dirt and flowers. With this knowledge he left the tunnel, smeared dirt over himself and grabbed a bunch of flowers and entered the tunnel. As he moved past the trolls he dropped flowers in different  places so the trolls wouldn't be able to locate his scent, and Pete moved on through the tunnel with ease.

Donkey had managed to escape the bridge, and entered through a new tunnel, where he met the biggest, baddest troll of all, with excellent sight hearing and smell, the troll king. Donkey however was not threatened by this ginormous troll and the two of them fell into a long conversation about the difficulties of being a troll on their way to the magic pears. When they arrived, however, Apple and Pete were already there and about to take their first bites from the pears. As they were about to do this hordes of trolls came swarming in to try and stop the but the floated up to the ceiling.
"No! Don't leave me here with these stupid trolls!" Donkey cried in a frenzy, but it was too late, Apple and Pete were already floating out of the tunnels, without Pegasus wings, might I add. When they were out of the tunnels, they just kept floating up and up and up, despite their struggles to stop it. For, you see, the pears grant you whatever you wish for the most, and when the unicorns were eating the pears, they were not wishing to become Pegasi, they were wishing to float in the wind, and so they did. Until they reached the outer rim of our atmosphere, where they were greeted by evil pixies set to guard the rim and make sure nobody escaped. These pixies scooped out the unicorns' insides and ate them, dropping their carcasses to the ground.

Donkeys rude remark had offended the troll king, and their friendship came to a quick end as the hordes of trolls turned on him, scooping his insides out and stewing them before eating the stew with some onions and potatoes, throwing his carcass outside.

~AN~
Hey guys so I hope u like this, I know it's not written very well. Don't worry guys the real gruesome stewy stuff comes in the next part. This is part 1 of 4, so I hope u guys enjoy this story.
It's all connected. (Dirk gently reference) omg have u guys seen dirk gently's holistic detective agency, it's awesome :)
Thankyew
~Dashy