The Best Promotion?

Chapter 1

"sHoOt YoUr GoO mY dUdE"

"oof"

the girl turned to the camera

"that's how you get the goo, out of you!" she exclaimed happily

1 Week Prior

Joanne Smith was your regular girl, she works as an info commercial presenter, reviewing many products like Banoodles®, Sticky Buddies® and many more. But recently she has been working very hard, it looks like she might be in for a promotion.

"Joanne, the boss would like to see you in his office." The secretary exclaimed in a rather bored fashion. Joanne gets up from her seat in excitement. Was this it? The big day? Will she finally get that $7/hour promotion!?

Hurrying to the boss' office, she straightened out her blouse and re-applied her lipstick.

Knock knock knock

"Come in," said a low voice from behind the door.

Joanne opens the door revealing a Santa-esque looking man and enters slowly, "Hello sir, you wanted to see me?"

"Yes Miss Smith, I've noticed your spectacular work as of late and I would like to congratulate you with a promotion."

This was it, the moment she had been waiting for...