Damn, can't believe its been this long since I've last written in this journal.
If you wanna know where I've been, well, I don't know how to say it but basically, I've been kinda stalking david for the past month. Crazy, a 13 year old like me is actually stalking a 19 year old that she is basically already married to in her head. I'll fill this part of the page with some of my favorite things I've learned about david while stalking him:
-He really likes yogurt a lot for some reason. Maybe a sexy yogurt costume on Halloween would be enough to catch his eye... Jk, but still. He really loves yogurt. Its weird, but cute.
-He happily cries at anything he finds nostalgic, which is also really adorable, and obviously more adorable than the yogurt thing.
-His dick is big. Bigger than any I've seen in any discord NSFW channels, excluding the furry ones and the comically over sized dicks.
-Everything about him, even his flaws, I love to death.
The one thing I didnt like when I learned it was that he had a girlfriend. She's visiting him next week, and my dad, along with this journal, did give me a baseball bat for christmas so I had something to do other than the internet. I originally found the baseball bat useless, but this gives me an idea:
What if I murdered his girlfriend? I mean think about it, that abosolute fucking bitch would be gone, David would like me more than her, and maybe, we could even get married like I always hoped we would.
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HorrorThere is a girl who is madly in love with an obscure cartoon review-type youtuber known as david cook, and basically, everything goes wrong as you'd expect.
