When you saw your ex's new girl friend...
You: hi
She: hi!
You: OMG! OMG!
She: why?
You: I was just going to school. Then I got lost in a jungle. Then I saw a snake and she said hi to me.
She:.... (Isn't the snake me?)
Of course you are idiot! Hihi!
I am so gonna do this to his girl.......hihihi...

BINABASA MO ANG
Savage
RandomWanna have SAVAGE? Then tead dis book and I'll lend you some of mine. Be sure to do all de SAVAGING in here. I well be proud. ~muah ciao!