The Bad Boy Manual

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 Nice guys finish last. Women just don't want a nice guy; they want the jerk, the bad boy. They say that jocks and douches get all the pretty girls . . . 

Yep. Let's get real here. Whoever said that is totally right. Either he was born Einstein, or he got royally screwed over in the head because of that stupid 4-letter word. 

It is such a shame that my momma groomed be to be the opposite. I'm the kind of guy who opens the car door for a girl. The one who calls her at night and the morning and every free time in between. I give chocolates and flowers on anniversaries, brings her to movie dates and drives her home right on curfew. I always asks for her opinion on things, does not lash out whenever we fight, and am the first to apologize even though she is being unreasonable.

I guess . . . that made me boring.

Or so my girlfriend says. 

Ex-girlfriend.

That's why I made this.

To all the nice guys out there, I say to you, WE ARE NOT LOSERS. Don't suck up and be that guy everyone is sorry for. All we need is a little attitude, a messed-up character and a lot of angst.

And I know exactly how to.

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