Haikyuu!! Oneshots

Laugh | Bokuto Koutarou

i'm gonna change my way of writing povs in this chapter. instead of second person, i'll use third.

Bokuto got one mission for the day. Which is Mission Impossible: Make Akaashi's sister laugh. Damn right it's impossible! Akaashi F/N doesn't even know how to smile, let alone laugh. Though, Bokuto is determined to make the [H/C] haired girl laugh.

He spotted the older Akaashi carrying her books, in her way to her locker. He grinned at his self and made her way to the said girl.

"F/N-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!" F/N didn't bother to look at the captain. She completely ignored the clinging owl in her arms. She sighed and glared at him as he didn't give up catching her attention. Their schoolmates even started whispering with their friends as they watch the two.

"What is it, Bokuto-san?" she asked. She opened her locker and change her shoes.

"Didn't i told you to not call me Bokuto-san, F/N-chan?!" She rolled her eyes at the Bokuto, who in return pouted.

"What is it, Koutarou-san?"

"EEEH?! DROP THE -SAN, F/N-CHAN! YOU MAKE ME FEEL OLD,"

"But Keiji calls you Bokuto-san,"

"Because i'm older than him! We're in the same grade, F/N-chaaaan!" F/N sighed for the second time and just called him "Koutarou".

"Ne, F/N-chan, can we walk home together?"

"Sure?"

"Why does it sound like it's a question?!" She ignored Bokuto after that and continued walking.

"I'll make you laugh today, F/N-chan!" she raised her eyebrows at the male. Why would he want to make her laugh? She just shrugged.

"Then try, Koutarou,"

"OKAY!"

Attempt #1

“Knock, Knock,”

“Who’s there?”

“WHO!”

“Who, who?”

“Are you an owl?”

no reaction received.

Attempt #2

"What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?"

"What?"

"Owlgebra! HOOT!"

"Koutarou, you're so loud,"

Attempt #3

"Why did the Owl invite his friends over?"

"Why?"

"He didn’t want to be owl by himself. OHOHOHO, THAT'S A GOOD ONE!"

Before the both of them know it, both of them were in front of F/N's house. Bokuto was sadden to the fact that he didn't made F/N laugh. Maybe he'll just try tomorrow.

"Goodnight, F/N. Owl be seeing you! I love hoot!"

"Goodbye, Koutarou. I love you too," she kissed him in his cheek while he kissed her in her forehead. F/N waved at the ace and faced her house. She let the laugh out she'd been holding since.

o m a k e

"Nee-chan, why are you laughing all alone here?"

"Keiji! You scared me!"

https://www.barnowltrust.org.uk/owl-facts-for-kids/owl-jokes/
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