accident | ongniel

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"oh my god, they actually sell these here?" daniel exclaimed while holding up a thousand packets of gummy bears. his eyes sparkled as he looked through the shelves for more.

can he get any cuter?

i laughed at his adorable obsession & lightly flicked his forehead.

"ya, aren't you suppose to look for underwear?" i jokingly asked.

daniel whipped his head to my direction, with one hand holding his forehead & the other hugging the packets of sugar.

"dude." daniel said with a low tone.

"these," his tone of voice started getting higher while pointing to the gigantic packets of gummy bears.

"are way more important than fabric that covers your ding dong." he finished off with a proud look on his face.

i look at him in complete awe, not expecting him to say that.

we stared at each other front & back before bursting out in laughter.

"b-bro, w-what the f-fuck." i wheezed out, holding my stomach. this was probably the only time that someone made me laugh so much.

daniel smiled, his two front teeth sticking out.

suddenly, he had this look on his face that just spells mischief. i was still clutching onto my stomach, light laughter still surrounding us.

"okay, okay. i'm fine no-, wait what,daniel what the fuck!" i felt myself being lifted up by a arm & being plopped down onto the stack of gummy bears in the trolley.

daniel pushed me around in the supermarket while loudly singing the little einsteins theme song. i screamed for a couple seconds but soon didn't care as i put my hands up & enjoyed the ride, singing along with him.

we played around the supermarket for a good ten minutes until we heard someone shouting from a distance.

"you two dickheads! stop right now!" i looked back & saw a male dressed in a security uniform charging at us full dragon ball mode. of course, i freaked.

"DANIEL, LOOK BEHIND YOU! WE'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE,WE COULD GO TO JAIL & ROT & DIE THERE. KANG DANIEL, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!" i shouted at him. okay, more like shrieked.

"I KNOW, LET'S JUST GO FASTER." he screamed back.

"GOOD IDEA."

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as you could have guessed, we got caught by the security. he just appeared right in front of us while we were running around & scared the shit out of me.

"and stay out!" the security man kicked us out with no remorse as he kicked both of our ass into next week.

"no! my gummy bears!" daniel cried, seemingly unaffected by the man as he held onto his leg. the security man tried to shake him off but daniel latched onto him like a panda.

seeing this sight, i face palmed too many times to count until i rushed over to daniel & the man to pull him off the his leg, muttering thousands of apologies to him.

after getting daniel off, the scary security man from before actually gave a neutral look & said that it was okay before walking back into the air-conditioned store.

i was confused at his sudden change of attitude but my attention quickly went back to daniel. i made him stand up & lightly slapped him on both of his cheeks to wake him up from his state.

i sighed,

"are you okay?"

daniel slowly lifted his head & spoke in a low tone, lower than the one he did in the store. it made me shiver.

"i want gummy bears, i can't sleep without eating them." he spoke, his hand tugging at his jeans.

"i have some at home, now stop being a child, kid daniel." i joked after recovering from a mild orgasm.

his face immediately lit up, like a light bulb. he showed his signature bunny teeth smile again.

"why didn't you say so?" his normal voice coming back again as he hopped in the direction of my- our apartment building.

i slapped my forehead, a "ouch" coming out of my mouth.

how much am i getting paid for this?