Dreams

Crazy Clown Lady

Ok heres a new one I just had last night... Oh man I don't know whats wrong inside my head but there has to be something if my mind comes up with this while I sleep....

I was at a wedding. I was standing next to a table that had some of my sisters cupcakes. (They're sooooo good she puts vanilla pudding and coco along with the cupcake mix) Some people come up and ask me if I made them. "No, my sister did." I say as I turn to them and then they look at me with adisgusted look. "Well they're disgusting." They say and then walk away.

Next thing I know I'm outside getting shotgun in some ladys car. then the lady (while driving) hops out. So I jump into the drivers seat and try to push the brake. But its not there.I then notice that the seat is like all the way as close as you can get to the stearing wheel. so I have to put the seat back and then push the brake. 

The lady gets into the car and says not to hurt her car. So I drive down the little hill we're on and ask when we get to the stop sign if I should go right or left? "Uhhh, uhhh, uuhhhh." is all she can say while looking around. "Left?" I ask again. "Sure why not." Is what she says. then we come to a stop light and at the last second she has me turn into the left turn lane.

After that I have no idea what happend to the lady or the car. But I was walking with some guy. and I was carrying his sniper rifle. We went to a cupcake place to ask directions. Inside was a nice family they're house was also the cupcake place. We sat there for a few minutes. and then the guy wanted to go golf.

So we went outside and we heard cop sirens. So we hid in the bushes. (Don't ask me why I don't know) After some cops went by I asked him. "Why are we hiding?" And he said "I don't know" and so we got out of the bush and walked across the streat to the golf place. I looked at him and said "I don't think they're gonna let me take a gun in there so I'll stay out here and wait for you.

Then he started to go over there but then (I guess he felt bad or something) He came back. people were taking pictures of me while I was walking around and then I bumped into someone's puzzle on the ground. So I helped them put it back together. Then the guy I was with started to run off saying he was late. He was suddenly wearing the yellowish orangeish vest that construntion workers wear.

Next thing I know I'm in third person view watching the guy. He was looking for me calling my name and running around. He suddnely hears my voice calling for help so he rushes into this allyway. He was looking around for me calling my name when a crazy clown lady jumps out of a cardboard box and bites his leg. and then a lil kid clown jumps out of another one and bites his arm. (See this is why I'm not sure if I'm all there....)

Suddenly I'm back in my body and the clown lady had eaten part of my stomake! So the guy grabs me kicking the lady and the kid off and we run. we end up running up stairs to (I reconized it as my grandparents bedroom.) a bedroom and laid down. I saw a whole bunch of different constrution workers. and then suddenly I heard the clown lady! she was coming. SO I scooted trying to close the door with my feet. (Don't ask me why I wouldn't just stand up) but she was coming and I couldn't get to the door fast enough. finally right when she was at the door I slammed it and held it closed with my feet. and the lady was screaming to let her in and then in a purring voice said she had to please her guys, *Shiver* But I couldn't hold her out and she got in so I (Somehow) Flung her out the door, slammed it shut locked it and then put tons of stuff in front of it.

Then a constrution worker. He was a bigger guy looked at me and said. "I don't have anyone to sleep next to me now. will you sleep next to me?" But the guy I was with pulled me away. (Thankfully) He then looked at the two other guys next to him and asked them to sleep next to him.

The end

Now just so no one gets affended. I have nothing wrong with bigger people. in fact I'm a bit over weight myself.  I just wanted to make sure no one thought I didn't like bigger people...