HC: oh hey marmite what's up.
Marmite: I'm sleeping with ur wife
HC: uhhhh.... I don't have a wife I'm 13 (I'm not 13 xD)
Marmite: well you do now John.
HC: my name is not John its HC.
Marmite: MARMITE
HC: wait, wha...
Marmite: ur wife is now dead
HC: I don't have a wife u just killed some innocent lady that's in my fricken house wait they don't live here wtf?
Marmite: You're welcome
HC: I would have rather sent them to jail than have them die in my freaking bed I now have to sleep where a corpse once was thanks to you.
Noname: *runs past* Ive poisoned myself!!
HC: WAIT WHAT THE F-
Noname: *dies*
HC WHY ARE YOU HERE!? THIS IS MY BOOK!
HC: I just realized I'm screaming at a corpse...
Special thanks to Noname for the chapter suggestion!
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FNAF stuff
RandomStuff I pull from the deepest of the pits of the underworld that is called my mind
