39. Pick up lines

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Jaeden
-"Do you have advanced radio poisoning? Because you are glowing?"

-"Jaeden, what the fuck?'
-"I'ma zayn."

Finn
-"Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later."
-"Your ass is grass, Wolfhard."
-"Can you mow it?"

Jack
-"Are you a potato? Because you look like one."
-"Was this suposed to be a pick-up line? Because it sounds like you are insulting me?'
-"You are a really nice potato."

Wyatt
-"Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!."
-*leaves*
-"Y/n? Hellooooo? Y/n?"


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