Katsuki Bakugou x reader (oneshot)

Kacchan

The sky is blue and birds are chirping as you stroll past tourist shops and toystores. It's valentine's day and you're alone, but it doesn't bother you because you and your best friend Katsuki decided to meet to celebrate your loneliness together.

As you halt to take a look at some white chocolate with strawberries, you suddenly feel a sexy hand on your shoulder. With a little jolt you turn around to face the perpetrator. The only thing you notice is blonde hair closing in, a wicked grin with too many teeth to be human and alizarin crimson eyes with just a hint of fire engine red, before some incredibly soft (you can only describe them as soft as baby buttocks) lips comes crashing  down on your own. Surprised but happy, you return the kiss.  

You stand there, pressing your lips against against each other for about an hour. When you both feel satisfied,  you drag Katsuki into an alleyway and pin him down on the ground like he was the last man on earth and you needed food. He looks at you with burning eyes, oh god you love those juicy marbles of fire.

With drool on his face Katsuki starts to undress you. But suddenly, both of your clothes magically teleports away, never to be seen again. You take a good look at his rock hard abs covered in delicious sweat. Soon, your eyes land, like a helicopter on a helipad, on his fully erect weiner. You must say, you are impressed. A baffling length   of thirteen, towers over you. Your first thought is if you will be able to take it all in without breaking. Katsuki reads your mind and tells you that you don't need to if you are not ready, thirteen meters(512 inches) is pretty big. You insist on saying that it's ok and position your wet, slimey, horny doorway over his bratwurst. He then asks if maybe we should use a condom. You get confused. What's condom, you ask. I don't know he responds, it's probably nothing important. You then lower your self so the tip of his blutwurst rubs against your sexy portal.

When the tip penetrates your magical glitter-grotto, a pain like hellfire and that pain you feel when you accidentally hit that nerve in your toe that makes you wonder about your life choices's hidden love child comes running through your body like electric currents. Katsuki asks  if you are okay, and for some reason, you answer that it's fine and you want it faster. He slams  it all in like commuters on a train in rush hour.  Because your brain can't cope with the pain that feels like you will break any minute now, it turned it to numbing pleasure instead and you're drooling like crazy because of it. 

You can feel that Katsuki is holding back. With a voice that has taken about 15/30 hp damage, you tell him that you don't want him to hold back, let the bregenwurst be free! So he slams into your sausage bun  even harder and for each thrust, you can hear something break.

After only three hundred and eight thrusts, he shouts that he is coming. Just as both of you comes, seeing fireworks because they are shooting out of your ass, you hear something pop and your bottom is now broken. Katsuki comes inside of you and doesn't notice your problem because he passed out and so do you, happily in his arms, on the dirty ground filled with old chewing-gum and spit, in an alleyway in some random city in Japan on Valentines day.

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