Frermione (Fred x Hermione)

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Requested by: Crazyfangirl654

Me: *Faints from disgust*
Harry: Fred's gay how would this work?
Me: *Wakes up because of a nightmare*
Draco: No way in HELL! This would crate MORE Wesley's! Who in there right mind would ship this.
Me: *looks around and gasps in terror* Its not a nightmare!
Ron: That's so weird. My brother and best friend, gross!
Me: Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew!!!!!!
Ginny: With Ron!
Me: No offense but, WHY?!
Fred: I have to politely decline as I am already in a relationship.
Me: OMG This is so gross. I cont even.
George: He may have to do it politely but I don't.*starts to sound pessessed* BACK THE FUCK UP ,BITCH HE'S

MINE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Yeah!!!!

Miss. Weasley: Chill out George. Fred won't leave you and Hermione wouldn't steel him. *mumbles* If she knows what's good for her.
Me: I just- *interrupted by Hermione*
Hermione: Of course not I love Ron! Even if he doesn't love me. *looks sad*
Me: *Continues muttering to myself about how much I hate this*
Mr. Weasley: It's better than Forge
Me: *snaps out of my muttering* how dare you!!!!!!!
Lucius: I- *inteupted by me*
Me: They are absolutely perfect together!
Narcissa: And I- *inteupted by me*
Me: Witch is the only reason I'm against this ship.
Bellatrix: Yes an- *interupted by me*
Me: I mean its not like I like her or something.
Voldemort: *doesn't even start talking knowing that I would just interrupt him if he did*
Me: Because I don't. Like Hermione, that is.
All: We get it you dont like the ship. Because you like Hermione.
Me: No I d-*interrupted by Draco taking my phone and smashing it*

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