By-Michaela Laws
Key-
Budo
Taro
Yan-Chan
Madori
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Hey Yamada, I have to ask you something.
Huh? Um... sure, what is it?
Do you do anything other than sit there and read?
Well. I--
Look, I won't dance around the issue so I'll get to the point:
Why don't you join the martial arts club?
What?? Why??
Because it's beneficial!
You'll learn self-defense, work out, and--
Sorry, Masuta, but I have to say no.
W-Why?!
What is it with you and turning down every club that approaches you?
Well, I--
You know what? I have a better idea.
How 'bout I show you
AND THE ENTIRE SCHOOL
why you should stop loitering around and join a club?
Wha--?
*runs in*
Epic Rap Battles of Akademi
Budo Masuta vs Taro Yamada
Begin!
So let me get this straight: You just sit there and read
Without a care in the world or a want or a need...
Would you call that living? I call that being a bum
You'll be begging to join my club when this rap battle's done
Taro, you blend into the crowd with with some friends here or there
But what you really need is a purpose, not just sweet fresh air
How 'bout show you how to defend yourself so you can survive?
After that, you'll finally know the meaning of being alive!!
......
You got nothing to say? Come on, show me what you can do.
I know a milion ways to fight you and a hundred ways to block you.
Taro, say something! You really have nothing to say??
If you don't then why the heck won't you see things my way??
Ah... *closes book and stands up*
Look, Masuta, I'm just not interested, alright?
Why would I join a club like yours unless I'm looking for a fight?
I just want to read in peace, but you just had to open your mouth.
So let me shut you up and tell you what this Yamada's all about.
I'm an average teenage guy trying to get by in school.
Without anyone's approval and not looking lke a fool
Unlike you, I mean come on. You walk around like Bruce Lee
Telling people: "Hey! Join my club! We do karate!"
But let's face it: Why learn about fighting unless you plan
To use it anytime you want? What's your thoughts on that, then?
If you can't defend that, then you've already lost.
Now, pardon my English, but can you kindly
FUCK OFF?
There's no need to get hostile, buddy, I just wanted to convince you
That there's more to life that reading what fictional characters will do
You can laugh all you want, but you might regret not joining me
if someone goes berserk and starts a random killing spree.
*In the background Ayano can be seen dragging a body*
Now, see, that logic just doesn't make sense.
If no one here is a psycho, then why should I learn defense?
Unless you're planning something, Budo. Wanna spill what that's about?
Why learn defense unless you plan to knock someone out?
You're putting words in my mouth!
Then stop trying to judge me, okay
I like reading. Get over it.
But how is that okay?!
Like all you do is read!! What kind of girl finds that attractive??
What? Is THAT what this is about? What about being active??
YOU DENSE MOTHER FUCKER! Would you look up for once?!
There's a bunch of girls that think you're the cutest of the bunch!!
How can you be so blind despite the reading you keep doing?
Gah, what am I saying? Heck, who am I fooling--
Now see, unlike you, I don't care about someone's looks.
I just want them to be kind and maybe some of my books.
If you want a girl that badly, read and see how far that goes.
You've made an ass of yourself and now EVERYBODY knows.
WHO WON???
Umm... I'm not sure...
SOMEONE TELL ME!! This is too tough! JUST WHO WON?!
MIDORI!!
Sorry! Sorry! I guess you decide????
EPIC RAP! (RAP)
BATTLES!
Midori...
AH! OF AKADEMI
Get back here!
YOU ARE READING
Song lyrics And Random Things :3
RandomHey guys yep I changed the title again because I like doing random things so now it's ranging from song lyrics to dark pokemon entries Are you guys ready......alright let's go
