SCANDALIZED

Chapter 1

So I already introduced myself without name. I don't actually introduce myself with my name cuz people always get me with humor. The only person who don't like my humor is my mom , Mrs.Shelton . For the only fact that me and my dad always jokes around and make fun with everybody all the time. Yeah my dad is as cool as I am or maybe more. I guess I was born cool hereditary. Anyways , my mom is a cute being if you appreciate her cooking and my name is Alexandra i.e. Alex . 

As I said people get me with my humor , not all of them are same. People are just so weird and annoying sometimes when they take my jokes seriously. I hate those kind of people ugh. They just hung around and most of these are bullies. They just get angry and pissed off so quickly like bro, chill out! But unfortunately , I couldn't escape them even in my college. Seriously , I need a "BULLYFREE ZONE". For these kind of people , I just couldn't 'adjust' and had to change my college.
It's not that I didn't have friends. I did but they just don't let me. I think that is the time when I realize I need my dad as my classmate or class friend. Afterall,  I'm an average student overall and comparing to other Imma lot better cuz I don't remember getting a "F" on any test. I guess that describes my school life.

My family is a lot better than my school , thank god. Especially my dad. I just love him. His name is Shawn Shelton. He is just a man with personality that you could imagine. He is the dream man of every girl like he's my hero. The most amazing thing is I share EVERYTHING with him. Even my personality which I admire the most. We could joke and fun all day and he would do everything to make me happy. I don't remember him getting frustrated about anything even when he had a loss in his business last year. He knew everything was gonna be okay and he did it. The only thing is my mum faking being frustrated about our habit of joking all the day but we know , deep down in her heart , she laughs her ass out. Apart from this circus, I have two brothers with whom I don't share anything with. What can you share with a 2 year boy? Yes , he's a little one.The other one is a year younger than me. But we possess different personalities. He talks to me when he gets in trouble and I help him out like a big sister which includes school fights and guardian signature. He's really cool by the way and love him. And the last one is my mum whom I can't describe. She's sometimes like the cinderella fairy and sometimes the snow white witch. Most of the time she's neutral and shy enough to confess she loves my humor.

As I said , I couldn't adjust in my college , I had to admit in a new college and the admission test is already over. I'm pretty much confident I'll get through this and get the chance. Cuz I tried my fooking best to get rid of those stupid people. Let's wait until the result and now-a-days I feel extra closeness to God tho.