Naruto:
"Baka! You shouldn't have eaten so many bowls of ramen!" I scolded Naruto.
"But I had to beat Choji!" Naruto whined as I hooked Naruto's arm around my neck and helped him up.
"You know you can't beat Choji, you Baka." I shook my head, pulling most of Naruto's weight on me and started walking back to his apartment.
"B-but." Naruto sobbed as he held on his stomach.
I sighed and made Naruto sit down on a nearby bench.
"I swear to Kami if you puke, you can say goodbye to ramen." I told him as I sat down next to him.
"What?!" Naruto exclaimed, immediately regretted it and turned over on the bench.
I tsked, noticing something on the floor that fell out of Naruto's pocket when he turned.
"Why do you have a plant in your pocket?" I questioned the whiskered blonde.
"I was gonna use it to kiss Sakura-channnnn." Naruto whined, turning over on his side.
"How the fuck is this gonna work. It's just a plant." I deadpanned, hitting him with it.
"Aye! You'll break it!" Naruto exclaimed, sitting up and grabbed it out of my hands.
I rolled my eyes. "I'm assuming you're feeling better." I crossed my arms as I sat next to him.
"Yup, Believe it!" He grinned.
"So please enlighten me how a plant is gonna land you a kiss with Sakura?" I questioned.
His grinned got larger as he lifted the plant above us.
"It's called a mistletoe. And if you're under it, you have to kiss the other person." The knucklehead explained as he leaned closer to my face.
"We have to kiss now, don't we?" I deadpanned once more.
"Yup!" And closed the space between us.
...
"Yeah. Sakura would have killed you if you did that." I said as I backed up. Unfazed by the kiss.
"That's not the reaction I was looking for." He pouted.
That pout then turned into a smirk.
"I'm gonna have to change that."
"In your wildest dreams."
"You bet."
"NARUTO!"
Sasuke:
"Karin?"
"What!" She screamed in my face as I saw her hang a plant on the ceiling.
Rude.
"What are you doing?" I hesitatingly asked.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" Karin huffed and went back to hanging the plant.
Well then.
I turned around and started walking the other direction.
"Hey! Go get Sasuke over here!" She ordered.
I rolled my eyes and went to go fetch the duckbutt.
"Sasuke." I called out as I knocked on his door.
"Come in." He merely said and I opened the door, popping my head inside.
"Ive been told to come fetch you by Karin." I deadpanned, seeing him in the mist of putting his clothes on.
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