Daniel: Remember they one time when that kid started flipping out about his back?
Logan: Yea, that was hilarious.
My back kid: (Sniffs armpit) Mmmmm.... My armpit smells good.
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This one isn't in script form but it's funny. Nathan and his sister were at their cousins house, who we are also friends with, anyway, they they at their house and Nathan's cousin pushes him onto his sister who falls onto their cousins bed and later Nathan's sister was demonstrating how Nathan fell on her and then she broke their cousins bed. About an hour later Nathan was demonstrating how his sister jumped on her bed to their other cousins bed and then he broke hers to. He's stupid.
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(Seth is texting Daniel depressing stuff)
Daniel: Oh wow that's sad. (Texts Logan "help, Seth is texting me depressing stuff)
Logan: I'll help!!
Daniel: Phew.
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(Nathen is sad Logan didn't invite him to party because he will do something stupid)
Daniel: Nathan, if you aren't going then I'm not going.
Nathan: No NO!! It's fine.
(Everyone is dead silent and Nathan is on the verge of tears)
Tyler: So about that rape thing....
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~~~~This is moments before the one above happened~~~~
(Tyler goes up to a random stranger)
Tyler: I'm a rapist and your my next victim. (Runs away)
~we explained that was a joke to them later~
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The Cringe Squad
HumorThis is not a creepy story like some of my others. This is about me and my friends and I'm not using their real name for the characters but there are going to be real life events in here and some made up stuff.... Everyone's personality is going to...
