So basically this is my life as an average school girl

Saturady

7:00am

Me: Yeeeeeeaaaa-
Mom: TIME FOR BEKFST!
Me: aaaaaauoooh no.
BEKFAST TIME
Me: so mom what's for bekfa-
Mom: Cold sausages
Me: oh. (._.)
...
Mom: so how's school going
Me: Yeah it's great! ♪('ε｀) (help me Jesus) hey do we got any desert cuz ill pass cuz I'm not in for cold sausages.
Mom: Yes
Me: yay! *meep*
Mom: we've got frozen toast
Me: (･_･;
...
you know what mom, I'll just water the gard-
Mom: do your homework.
*awkward silence*
Me: *walks upstairs to do my homework*
A few hours of of homework later...

Lunch
Mom: ERIN RAAAE!!!!
Me: What!
Mom: LUNCH TIME!!
Me: 'kay! *gets downstairs*
Soooo. What's for lunch?

Mom: We got cold spaghetti and cold beans now eat up!
Me: *Makes own macaroni* *eats macaroni*
Hey mom! Can I be excused to do homework now?
Mom: No you need to socialize on the table!
Me: fine.
...
...
...
Mom: WELL SAY SOMETHING!
Me: I like snakes.
Mom: nvm you can do ur homework now.
Me: *gets upstairs and does homework*

Dinner

Mom: GET DOWN HEER!
Me: coming... *flops down the bed*
Okay what's for dinner?
Mom: It's something very special
Me: what is it
Mom: We got cold potato stew and cold chicken.

The end