Better Untold //Conversation//

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// same characters 'cause why not

Aw, skeet skeet motherfucker. Aw, skeet skeet - 

Carter?

God - hi! I didn't hear you come in. 

Luke gave us a key. 

I think he mentioned that.

What're you cooking?

Not much. I mean, eggs. Scrambled. 

You really aren't a cook, are you?

I can cook. I just choose not to. 

You should come over for dinner tonight. We're having McDonald's. 

You're really adjusting to American life.

We have McDonald's in England.

Not like we have it here, I'm sure. 

Where's Luke?

Gone.

Did you guys have a fight last night?

James. You don't have to say.

It's fine. Just a...we don't fight that often. 

And it's hard when you do? 

Yeah. 

We fight all the time. It's healthy.

Not so sure about that this time. One of his friends tried to play this stupid prank on my with his pet tarantula. I'm not entirely convinced they actually killed it. 

Why kill it? Don't they take out the venom or something?

They kill it or I kill them, that was the promise.

Seems about right. And it explains all the screaming last night.

The McDonald's thing is still up for grabs, if you'd like. Our treat.

You don't have to invite me. My scrambled eggs -

Look absolutely fried. It's not like McDonald's is gourmet or anything. You can stay with us until it blows over, if you need.

You guys - 

Are amazing, I know. Just c'mon.