I'm sick. A batjokes love story.

A normal day

Batman p.o.v

It was a normal day in Gotham making sure crime was not happening and stuff like that. RIIIIIIING!!!
The bank! Joker, Harley, and a assortment of other villains were running out with bags of money! I took out my grappling hook aimed at the ground, and right as I came flying down let go of the grappling hook and jumped on top of riddler and tackled him, I grabbed the bag of money out of his hand and ran after  the others I clicked the button and called the bat mobile and jumped in and caught up to the rouges.  I jumped out of the car pinning joker on the ground. "God dammit bats can you let me go please please...." he said. " you know I would never!" I yelled at his face. I clicked a button to let the gcpd now were we are.

TIME-SKIP

Joker p.o.v
I came back to the cell I had in arkaham. Sitting on top of the bed.
*static* "all inmates lunchtime!" They announced. I got out of the cell to go eat something. I saw Harley sitting at a table. She looked at me and smiled and waved. " hey pudding come sit with me." She said. I nodded and walked over to the counter  to get moldy mash potatoes as always. Two lunch ladys that REALY hated ME. They mad a evil smile and gave me mash potatoes. I walked away I swear I heard them snickering idk if I should eat this or starve. I walked over to Harley and sat down. " hey! I guess we're gonna need a better plan than this right mr j?" She said. " we have no ideas what so ever.."
I stated. " umm... Harley can you tell me what's better.." I asked. "Sure what is it?" She asked. " I went over there and the cooks and she looked really suspicious when she gave me my food. Should I eat this or starve?" I asked honestly. " well mister j I guess they can't do that because they would get fired and go to court and they might wanna trick you to not eat it and starve even though it's not even closed to be dangerous." She said thoughtfuly.
" ok. I'll try it." I took the spoon shaking while trying to eat it I finally put in my mouth. Nothing happened.
But I had the urge to puke or to gag.
I ran to the bathrooms and puked in the toilet! *BARFS* harley came running inside! " OMG puddin!! She ran over and helped me clean up.
I started coughing like crazy! She help run to the nurse!  I got there and sat down trying not to barf!

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The nurses said I had to go to the hospital. They said Harley could come visit soon. They brought me to the ambulance and drove there. They brought me to a room I layed on the bed. And I was much tired than usual and I was VERY pale. I was very sick and I was not be able to many things.
I asked the nurse if I could call Harley. They handed me a phone. *RING RING* she picked up, hey puddin are you okay she asked worried, " yes I'm fine I have a idea I'll tell you the plan...."

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I was ready for the plan now we wait for her to come.

Authors not I hope you guys like the story so far!!! Bye!!!! 👋