Writing Prompts one shots.

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Today on Animal Planet we have a December special. On this fine ocassion we will be focusing on the male human asking out the female human to a formal dance. Let's zoom in.

Here we can see a very pale and sweaty male human named Dylan in a cafeteria. He is peering around to see if there is anyone close by. There seems to be no one but a group of female humans.

Dylan seems to take a deep breath and give him self a pep talk. He then runs across the cafeteria to the group of females. But at the last moment seems have jumped behind a potted plant. This is called crisis avertion. He seems to be taking out a small blue tube. He seems to be puffing on it. No, viewers, this is not the young man smoking, it is his inhaler for his asthma. He seems to be getting extremely panicky and nervous. Let us find the cause of it.

As you know male human has many hormones in his body. He has many emotions as well. He usally does not express them due to society's stereotypes on men and boys. Most of the time the male human species express "girly" emotions when they are alone. But never with their mutuals. That goes against the laws of society. When a male asks a female human to a dance of to go out with him it is either a huge accomplishment as he is manning up and asking the girl of his dreams out on a date or a lowly dare. Asking out an unknowing poor girl out on a date getting what he was supposed to aquire from the dare dumping her and leaving the used girl broken. Let us hope Dylan is asking this girl out for the latter.

We have been viewing Dylan for quite a while. Let's focus on the girls. There is a group of female humans all interacting and being girls. One of them is the girl who will be asked out. She has been surreptitiously been viewing the male for quite a while. She seems to be hoping he would ask her out due to the the topics she has been conversing on with her female entourage. She seems to be fixing her hair and make up. She too seems nervous. Her name is Rhian. Commonly confused with the rock star Rihanna. They bear no similarities apart from the fact they are both extremely good looking in their natural no make up state. This girl Rhian can not sing for toffee. Let's give you a short orientation on the female human species.

Female humans are known to be much more mentally unstable and physically weak. But contrary to popular belief, girls are lethal. Extremely lethal. They carry around bags of any sort that magically become like Mary Poppins' carpet bag. They are known to be more emotionally perceptive than others. They also work magic on themselves in all sorts of different ways. All sorts. Now you know some basic facts about  the female human species let's go back to focusing on the boy and his attempt at asking out the girl.

Dylan has seemed to compose himself. He has assumed a confident air and is now walking towards Rhian. Rhian seems to be getting more and more flustered the closer he gets. Dylan is nearly close enough to her to talk to her. Rhian seems to be panicking. She quickly confers with a friend in her entourage and also assume a confident posture with a don't care air. Dylan seems to be regretting doing this. Really badly. He is sweating profusely and blushing just as much. He seems to want the ground to open up and swallow him up. The girl seems to be getting less and less stable. Nearly falling over. She grips the girl beside her to steady herself. The boy has approached her and now seems to be comtemplating his life choices up to this present moment. He opens his mouth and garbles out these words,"Willyougotothespringdancewithme?" Then he nearly runs away but manages to hold his ground. The girl seems shocked and then exclaims,"YES!" And then hugs him. The poor boy looks ready to collapse. He heard her say yes he nearly blacked out. Then when she hugged him, he started hysterically laughing and blushing profusely, he then promptly collapsed. The girl, to say the least, was worried for him and then journey across her high school to get him to the medical room. Her entourage helped carry her date.

Hope you liked this. I'll be doing more. I'll try and update regularly but I am lazy. And I have school. So yeah. Did you like it? If you did good. If not whatevs. Byeeeee till the next update!