Duckboy climbed a big box. When he burned alive, his cat sang its birthday song as it ate cake. Duckboy suddenly clapped his fleshy hands and summoned the almighty Thor of Fabulous Hammers, who then died instantly. Sadly, Duckboy's ugly sister survived her birthday. A unicorn barfed on Thor's body. He woke up and slapped Duckboy's ankle. It bloated up so dang much that it spurted rainbows. Unicorn was eating the flesh off of Duckboy's fingertip, but he giggled so maniacally that his cat sang opera and broke Thor's teeth. Something fell and killed Thomas The Lord of Gold Goats, who had no legs. Ugly sister killed Thor again because he dumped her (down a well in Wal-Mart, where she's stuck in cheap glue) and now he disintegrated. Duckboy came and fixed his boat so he can drown no longer! Duckboy's cat scattered Thor's ear chunks all over Duckboy's body, causing an allergic reaction. The ugly sister was well in her well, but an octopus squelched, "HI, BEAUTIFUL." and she burped from her nostril.
