"Daddy, Daddy! Come fix my bed."
"Why can't you do it yourself?"
"I'm scared, there is something under my bed!"
"Fine, if I need to, so you won't be scared"
As the dad walked into the room and pulled up the sheet, he saw his son. Then as he fluffed it he saw feet, but not his sons. Then as he put the sheet down his son said "Daddy why am I under the bed". The dad pulled up the sheet to find two things, a head then a body, that belonged to his son.