South Park x Reader One-Shots

Cartman x Reader x Kyle "Let Her Go"

I'm gonna start adding titles to the stories.

I do not own South Park

(By the way you have to be a Jewish here.) 10 points if you already are! 😃

By The way if your Jewish I'm sorry cause I don't know how Jewish people get married so I use Catholic style.

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Well, you only need the light when it's burning low,

Only miss the sun when it starts to snow,

Only know you love her when you let her go

Eric sat in the cafeteria alone as he watched his once lover talk to her new lover Kyle. Everyone always thought that (Y/N) and Kyle made a better couple than (Y/N) and Cartman. Cause let's face it (Y/N) and Kyle were too alike, She was an honor student, He was an honor student. They both loved playing kick the baby and they were both Jewish. While Eric... He was the opposite, I can only say one thing about him. He was a stuck up racist. He tried to ask (Y/N) to forgive him but she coldly answered "Hell No". Ever since then he has changed a lot. Yes he was still a Racist boy but he started to act coldly to both of them. But they didn't mind. They were both deeply in love and that's all that mattered. And how did this all start?

Only know you've been high when you're feeling low

Only hate the road when you're missing home

Only know you love her when you let her go...

And you let her go.

~Flash back~

It all started when Eric and (Y/N) confessed their love to each-other. People heard this and thought for a long time, How can a loving, caring and smart girl like (Y/N) fall in love with the most racist person like Eric and that he was just using her. She didn't believe this of course. She believed that Eric was someone who would protect her. On their one month anniversary she secretly got him a new watch. As she was going up the stairs she heard Eric talk to someone on the phone. She pressed her ear against the door as she began to listen to listen to the conversation. "HA HA HA dude that's so funny! She actually believes that I love her!" Eric's laughed into the phone. And as if the whole world stopped moving for (Y/N). I mean there was her boyfriend who told her that he loved her confessing that deep secret. "No, Dude. I'm only using her to do all my work so there's more Play time for me,I mean how could some f*cking awesome like me fall in love with a n ugly Jew like her?" He cakled into his phone. (Y/N) didn't notice but tears were rolling down her face. A second later all the rage and anger she locked up from anyone (especially him) exploded. It's as if a demon controlled her. As soon as Eric hanged up. She opened the door and walked in with very dark eyes. "Oh hey (Y/N)... Can you make me some pancakes?" He said treating her like a servant. "Eric, we're breaking up. No excuses." She said in a dark voice. "What? F*cking why?" He said. "Because you're a bastard who treats me like s*it!!" She shouted. She said storming out. Eric stayed silent until he caught to his senses and shouted outside the window "F*ck it! I don't need you!!!".

~flashback end~

Staring at the bottom of your glass

Hoping one day you'll make a dream last

But dreams come slow and they go so fast

You see her when you close your eyes

Maybe one day you'll understand why

Everything you touch surely dies

And that bring us to now. (Y/N) went to Kyle for comfort and she fell in love with him, Eric... Well he learned that he loved her more now than ever but he lost to Kyle. "F*ck it... I'll wait... Until one day he proposes to her. Then there comes the wedding... Then I sabotage it... But for now I wait... Wait 10 more years."

~Time Skip~ 10 years later

It has been 10 years and you couldn't be anymore happier. You finished college and became a (Dream Job) also Kyle finally proposed to you... In a romantic way may I say... He suddenly brought you to a beach and had a romantic day with you, and just as the sun started setting he proposed to you. You said yes and at the end you made out the whole night (No naughty Buissness!)

~The wedding reception~

What a wonderful feeling to be married! Every one of your Classmates witnessed this moment. You saw Juke (yes that's me!) talking to Craig, Wendy and Bebe talking, Kenny on the dance floor and there was Kyle talking to Stan. He quickly sat beside you and kiss you on the Cheek as he wrapped his arm around you "I'm so happy you chose me to be your husband." Kyle whispered in your ear. "I wouldn't want anything else the to spend the rest of our loves together..." You responded. Jus as you to were about to kiss the door slammed open. There stood Eric Catman pointing a gun against you two. The place was dead silent. Craig wrapped his arms around Juke to protect her. Clyde cried on Bebe's dress, and Stan ran to Wendy. "(Y/N)! Where were you today is the day day of OUR wedding!!!" He said in a psychotic tone. "What the hell are you talking about?! I'm (Y/N)'s Husband!!!" Kyle said shielding you. "Bullshit!!! She's mine!!!" "F*ck no!" You said. "I WAS yours until you took advantage of me! I don't love you, I LOVE KYLE!!!" You shouted. Eric stood there in silence until he finally answered "Fine!!! If I can't have you, NO ONE CAN!" He said as he pulled the trigger. "(Y/N) NO!" Kyle shouted. The bullet was almost there until Kenny got in front of you and got killed by the bullet. "OMFG, You killed Kenny!!!" You cried to Eric. "You Bastard!" Kyle said. The police came and Eric was brought to Jail.

~Epilogue~

So at the end Stan,Wendy,Clyde and Bebe got you guys another wedding reception. A more simple one. Juke got together with Craig same with Stan and Wendy, and you guys were happy. But while you were having fun Eric was suffering in Jail. He had a psychiatrist and every question she asked the only thing he replied was...

Well, you only need the light when it's burning low,

Only miss the sun when it starts to snow,

Only know you love her when you let her go

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Sorry if it's really dark. Requests are open to South Park.