Every User Down in Amino Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Enny, Who lived just north of Amino, Did NOT!
The Enny hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Useroos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Ennyish frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every User down in Amino beneath,
Was busy now, posting a Christmas blog.
"And they're getting featured!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Enny fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the User girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise!
Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE!
NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then The User's, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast! And they'd FEAST!
FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on pudding, and rare roast beast.
Which was something the Enny couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all!
Every User down in Amino, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Users would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing! And they'd SING!
SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Enny thought of this Who ChristmasSing,
The more the Enny thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE ENNY GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The Enny laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Enny trick!"
"With this coat and this hat, I look just like Saint Nick!"
"All I need is a reindeer..." The Enny looked around.
But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
