so i was walking down the hallways of my crusty ass school and all of a sudden i see this fresh (not to be mistaken with the fresh prince of bell air) ass prince walk past me
he makes intense eye contact with me, removing his shades
"damn mami u thicc af"
i stare at him, mouth agape
"👁👄👁"
he leans in, whispering in my ear
"bart scrapple peas"
and walks away
i think im in love 😍
