1. I HAVE TO GO BACK TO DIMENSION 109
2. I'll be back at burritos
3. When are you going to die?
4. What if dreams is real life and real life is a dream?
5. Whatever happened to Ghandi?
6. Why did you think that?! I told you to stop!!
7. Where did you put my hair?
8. Why are you so hungry?
9. When can you come see the lotion?
10. I. HAVE. TO. (And then just run away)
11. Gosh dangit, it's those stupid pigs again
12. Th-They're here! Put on the buckets!!
13. You're the glue to my poptart.
14. Polygamist!
15. Can I buy your lamp? It's an emergency.
16. Where is the suitcase? I need to lose my blanket.
17. (Texting someone) I can't believe you stole my phone just now! Give it back!
18. (Calling someone in your phone) I can't find my phone! Where is it?!
19. (To someone in a different time zone than you) It's 1:37 am and I want a taco
20. Do you have a sweater? I need to find the pigeons.
21. I'm so depressed that I can feel a tiny rabbit corpse nibbling at my spine.
22. I feel like a bunch of leaves crinkling in a bucket of paint.
23. I can wait to meet toes!
24. Where is the ball?
25. I want to make a card.
26. People keep throwing soft balls at me.
27. I hate to be a part of your life.
28. You're a basketball!
29. When is the watermelon?
30. There's a lion painted on my wall.
31. I'm eating sprinkles!
32. FLUFFY DOGGO!!!
33. He's the younger guy.
34. No. Just no.
35. I like windows.
