We start our journey with a boy named Dylan. He is a very lonely boy. He's very depressed. He keeps wasting his minutes creating aesthetics and tumblr posts. But one day he meets a rebellious man. His name...is Bob Saget.
Bob is a total bad boy. Bob doesn't take shit from nobody. You drop a crumb, you get beat. You disagree with his parenting skills, you go missing. They call him BS. And that's not because he's full of bs. Someone pulled that joke. They were never seen again.
Bob was picking up his daughter DJ one day and he noticed a boy. He thought to himself "Dang that's a hot bod." This boy was Dylan. Dylan noticed the man looking, but he kept to himself and started walking in another direction. Bob looked at the boy and then to DJ. "You know that boy, Deej?"
DJ looks at the boy her father is asking about "Yeah, well, no I just know his name is Dylan. He's a real edgy kid." Bob raised and eyebrow "Oh?" he said curious of how the boy is edgy. "Yeah he said he Raped his mom. But who knows. Sounds like alot of B-...I mean...sounds like a load of barnacles to me." DJ shrugged. Bob smirked "Alright Deej. Let's go home. Your sister's are there with uncle Joey. There's no tellin what they're doing." He laughed.
Dylan was lying in bed thinking about his day while he watched Yuri On Ice. He got distracted from the gay anime when he started thinking about the man he say earlier that day looking at him. "Who was that guy," he asked himself "and why was he looking at me so...strangely?" Dylan shrugged it off as he began fall asleep.
The next morning Dylan woke up to get ready for school. He couldn't stop thinking about that man he saw the day before. When he arrived at school that morning, he saw the man dropping off his daughter DJ. "Hm...DJ's Dad? I used to have the biggest crush on her." he whispered to himself as he started walking in the school. Dylan didn't realize it, but Bob was watching Dylan from a distance. Bob waited outside all day until school was over.
When school was finally let out, Bob waited for Dylan to walk out. He wanted to approach the boy. "Where is he?" he asked himself. Uncle Jessie had already picked up DJ so that Bob could stay and meet Dylan.
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The Story of Dylan and Bob: Love With Real Memeing
HumorDylan is a lonely boy. He's very depressed. He keeps wasting his minutes creating aesthetics and tumblr posts. But he has a rebellious friend. His name...is Bob Saget. Bob is a total bad boy.
