jisung: annyeonghaseyo. my name is yoon jisung. im a mom in this group *iconic clap* my charms is i can imitate a chicken ppok chu ppo-
ong: stOP it theres no time for your chicken. annyeong i am ong seongwoo. not oh, not gong, not song but ong. wanjeon rieol he-
woojin: no jam
ong: *starts to burn inside*
woojin: annyeong. park woojin imnida
ong: *imitate woojin satoori*
jaehwan: annyeong park jaehwan imnida. main vocal, main dancer, main fashionista, main visual, im in charge in everything *king jaehwan*
jihoon: annyeong. i am park jihoon. nae maeumsoge jeojang. kkukkukkakka!
jinyoung: bae jinyoung imnida. im in charge of small face in wanna one
minhyun: im hwang minhyun-
jaehwan: appa
seongwoo: yes he gave birth to me
jihoon: the cleanest one
minhyun: *biTch let me introduce myself can you*
daehwi: lee daehwi born to be cute imnida
all members: wTf
sungwoon: ha sungwoon imnida. i am the smallest one in the group
daniel: kang daniel imnida. i am sexy but also a puppy in wanna one *btw get well soon baby*
guanlin: annyeong lai gum- gu guanlin imnida. i am the makna-
daehwi: but we born in the same year though
all members: stop. guanlin is the maknae
daehwi: arracheo
lmao im sorry this is so boring
