Skeltor's POV
I remember it so clearly. It was too simple, made up of mere squares, trapped in a cage of iron bars facing potions I've never heard of.
What poetic buzzkill I am. Meeting new friends and remembering how I almost died. But, these friends knew exactly how I felt so no need to explain.
After killing everything in our path and watching villagers burn in pain and suffering, we walked through the forest back to our totally amazing fortress.
"Look at all this iron! I think they hate Iron. Bastards." Endly said.
"Yeah, but they sure like diamonds." I murmured.
"As long as they have budder, they're cool" Creepus said as he stuffed his face in a handful of 'budder'.
As we reached the birch tree we were greeted by a strange "oink". It was strange because we exterminated all the pigs in the area.
"I think it came from up there" Endly said pointing to the top of the tree. "Hold on." Endly teleported to the top of the tree and two seconds later, came down with a pig with a thing around it.
"Yes, a pig! More bacon burgers for us!" I shouted.
"I don't think we should make bacon out of this one, it seems special for it to be on a tree." Endly replied.
"So, no bacon?"
"No making bacon with this one"
"FUCK!"
"What's this?" Creepus grabbed the thing on the pig's neck. "Piggy, so is that your name. I guess you could be our mascot."
We returned to our legit fortress where I cooked up an apple pie. (Creepus suggested that we shouldn't eat anything with bacon so we don't disturb Piggy) After we ate, Endly and Creepus argued if which mineral is more useful.
As they were talking, I went over to Piggy's cage. "Oink" Piggy said.
"Someday you will turn into food."
"Oink." Piggy replied.
I kicked the cage door but it didn't budge. I tried to pick the lock, but the lock electrocuted me, scorching my bony hand. I grabbed my bow and arrow and tried to pierce it, but the arrow just ricocheted off the cage and stuck to the wall.
I realized i had to step up my game, so I stole one of Creepus' TNTs and set it next to Piggy's cage. Then I grabbed a flint n' steel
And lit it up.
