Sandy, Bloody, Cookie Sweet Love

Chapter 4

Mizumii's POV

So I get to the room and thank God I'm not the first of the 10 Leaf Ninja Rookies here. Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Ino, Choji, and Shikamaru are here to. I totally forgot about the dating thing and screamed Onii-sama while running and latching onto Kiba, spinning in a circle.

"Hey onee-chan" Kiba always called me that after I called him onii-sama, out of habit.

"Onii-sama? Onee-chan? What going on?" Shikamaru was so confused and Kiba and I knew that we had blown it, but since the other 3 weren't here yet, we told them.

"We've been joking the whole time. We aren't dating, Kiba is too much like my Big Bro to be my boyfriend."

"She's way too much like my Lil' Sis to be my girl." We all planned not to tell the other 3 and let them find out on their own. I sniffed the air and my happy, curious smile, went cold.

"Mizumii?" Choji was still stuffing his face with chips.

"I have something I need to do, I'll be right back." I ran in the direction of the smell and landed in front of Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara.

"So which one of you knocked me out and put me on a park bench after I snapped?" I was not pleased, not one bit.

"I did" Gaara said looking at at how I was positioned. I was squatting on a desk in a skirt, guess what his eyes were focused on.

"So your headband is under your skirt" Gaara said. I stood up and backhanded him. Temari, Kankuro, and all Sand nin watching gasped because I hit him.

"The sand isn't protecting him!" One of the sand nin said, wide-eyed.

'And? So what. His sand protects him and I can smack him. It just means I'm extremely special' I thought to myself as I stormed off. By now the other 3 turned up, along with a guy in glasses.

"Ninja info cards," Was all I heard him say. He looked at me.

"Well hello cutie, may I ask who you are so that I can see if I have your card?" I wasn't in the mood and almost smacked him, but being the lady I was, I stopped.

"Just show me Rock Lee and Gaara of the Desert" Sasuke said. This guy called me cutie and that made him mad.

"Ok, ok, jeez." He did something with the card and some 'Rock Lee' guy appeared. I saw his team mates and gasped.

"Do you know this guy Mizumii?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah, he's a pain. But the girl is one of my friends. And the other boy is sort of my friend, but I have almost had to beat him to a pulp a few times." Hinata's eyes widened because I was talking about her cousin, Neji.

"Ok, now Gaara of the Desert" This guy, Kabuto, Shikamaru had told me, did the same thing with another card and Gaara's card showed up. I looked at his card and sighed. He had done high ranked missions, come back with no marks on him and has no recorded nin, gen, or taijutsu.

"Leave this one up and show Mizumii Ichimako" I said. I wanted to see if he had me and if he did, how my stats compared to Gaara's.

"Ok" He did his thing with another blank card, and sure enough, it was my card.

"You wanted me to look for you?" Kabuto was slightly confused. Everyone looked at my stats and gaped at them as their mouths hit the floor and an anime sweat drop appeared on my head.

"YOUR STATS EXCEED ALL OF THE KAGE'S PUT TOGETHER!" They all yelled. I smiled a 'yeah whatever' smile.

"Look at my missions though, they are very wimpy, the Hokage doesn't like the thought of me going on B and A ranked missions, even though I could do them blindfolded." I wasn't trying to brag, but I did.

"Whoa" was all my fellow rookies said. Then Kabuto did some info stuff on why the chunin exams exist and ended up pissing off some sound ninja and got his glasses broken without even getting touched. The instructor came in and told us that we were gonna have a written exam. Thus Naruto went into a mental fetal position. He was bad at this and I giggled.

We got our numbers, seats, tests, rules, and we were at our test. I was sitting in between a sound ninja and a waterfall ninja. I was just thrilled because the waterfall guy was an oral problem solver, which meant he spoke in order to do problems.

I used my ears and my smarts in order to do this test, and I finished early. I sat there, test flipped so that no one could see my answers and closed my eyes. I felt a stinging on my ear and something warm and wet run down it. I opened my eyes to see that my right ear was bleeding with a kunai sticking out. I screamed.

I couldn't stand the sight of neko blood, for it wasn't red, it was purple, and mine was a sparkling purple, it looked like it had glitter in it. The Ichimako family massacre, as I called it, was a mix of purple blood, with dots of green, and stars of orange and other weird things.

Neko blood is different for each neko. Fox nekos had orange stars. Dog nekos had green dots. Cat nekos had red swirls. Bear nekos had pink hearts. Bunny nekos looked like it was mixed with glitter.

Others looked at me because, since it wasn't red, it wasn't blood. I sniffed the kunai wearily, and walked over to the spotter that had hit my ear. I wiped off some of the purple blood from my ear and showed it to him.

"What color is it?" I was gonna put him through hell for hurting my ear.

"Purple."

"What does it look like it's mixed with?"

"Glitter."

"Do you see these ears?"

"Yes."

"What type of ears are they?"

"Rabbit."

"Do these ears make me a neko?"

"Yes."

"Did you know that neko blood is purple?"

"No." He started to worry a little

"Did you know that Bunny Neko blood is purple with what looks like glitter mixed in?"

"No." Now he was worried

"Did you know that I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN BLOOD!? DID YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN ENOUGH NEKO BLOOD TO LAST ME A LIFETIME!? YOU BETTER FIX MY EAR BEFORE I KICK YOUR SORRY ASS TO YOUR GRAVE!!!" I was almost to my snapping point, and the leaf rookies, Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara, knew it. The guy started apologizing and I said "Why did you throw that kunai at me?"

"You were sleeping during the test."

"I was done my test and didn't know what to do and didn't want everyone getting mad because I whizzed through it."

"Oh, I'm so sorry"

"You are so glad neko's are fast healers, or you'd be dead right now" All the blood was back in my ear and there wasn't even a scratch on my ear or scar. I was done and waited while everyone else finished. The last question was done and I passed. The next challenge was coming, and I was ready for it.