pick up lines

WORST EVER

boy: lets play the firetruck game..

girl: how do you play?

boy: i run my fingers up youre legs and you'll say red lights if you want me to stop..

girl: red lights, perv

boy: but firetrucks wont stop on red lights..

*you look like an angel..

why?

an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement..

^^^ that one was so worst.

boy: how much does your clothes cost?

girl: why do you need to know.

boy: cause i'll need to know how much to pay you back after i'll rip them off.

*you must be tired,

why?

because you been running through my head all night..

**boy: sorry, but you owe me a drink..

girl: why?

boy: cause,  when i look at you i dropped mine..

**girl: i had a boyfriend

boy: i had a pet.. a goldfish

girl: what?

boy: i thought we were talking about things that didnt matter.

**boy: will you sleep with a stranger?

girl: no

boy: hi, my name is....

**lets commit the perfect crime, i'll steal your heart then you'll steal mine..

**i dont know which is prettier, the sky, the ocean or your eyes...

i know some are "WORST" but i know you laugh, sometime ☺