It's Not What It Looks Like! (manxman)

Chapter 1: Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

I woke up to an annoying knock at my front door and not just any knock, THE KNOCK from GOD DAMN MUTHAFING FROZEN! "Will cut that out!" I screamed. It just continued and I walked up to the door. The person must have seen me, because they began saying. "Prometheus, do you want to." That's all she got to, that's all.

I grabbed my tazer from the table and held it at the little girl. "Bitch, don't you say another word." I hissed, anger seeping and flowing through me at the thought of being woken up at 5 a.m. in the GOD DAMN morning.

I slammed the door shut, the girl crying and walking away. "Honey, that wasn't kind at all." "Well she shouldn't be knocking on peoples doors randomly." I retorted and began making myself coffee. Then I felt my phone ring.

Josh: Hey sexay! :D How's your mornin beautiful.

Me: Okay, Josh, we aren't dating, stop acting like were married. -_-

 

Josh: Well your no fun! -3-

 

Me: Bitch, please, I'm the funnest person do be around at this freaking school.

 

Josh: Watch the language, bai! XD

 

I sighed and threw my phone onto the couch. I ran back upstairs to my room and opened the door. My screen was flashing with messages about the upcoming dance, my part time job as a informationist (a person that gathers information on certain places, bitches, I don't know what to call it so F-ing deal with it.) and news flashes.

I walked into my bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. My blue hair was all tangled up and my face looked as dull as a #2 pencil. Fucking goregous. I thought to myself and began brushing my teeth. 

~ Time Skip of Boring Shtuff ~

I walked downstairs and noticed I had left my coffee completely unfinished. My attention span is that of a 5 year old, jeez luweez. I went back to making myself coffee and put it into my container. I grabbed my car keys and hopped into my cars, slamming the keys into ignition.

As I started up my car, it shook and snow fell right of it. "Why does it have to be winter for so god damn long." I questioned and began reversing out of the drive way. On my way to my job, I began to wonder what my next job would be.

All of a sudden, Nichole opened the door and hopped in, shaking the entire car. "At least warn me if you want to hijack my car, Nikki!" I gasped and she began laughing. "That was at least a good wake up call." I nodded and drove towards the building. It was a tall, 20 story glass building and Nikki was one of my fellow workers, even if she worked under my orders.

"So boss what do you think the owner wants with you?" Nikki looked me in the eyes and I shrugged. "Bitch, I don't know, a fuckin sandwich?" We both began laughing and all of a sudden we were in the building parking lot. I opened the door and got out, stretching. I picked up my coffee and drank a long sip. We walked towards the building chatting, when I heard a familiar, "Look who it is!"