pick up lines

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Ben-do you have a map cuz i just got lost in your eyes.
Your reaction-awwww

Jay-are you a magicain ? Cuase when i look at you everyone else disappears.
Your reaction*inhales* boi

Gil-if you were a vegetable you be a cute-cumber
Your reaction-awww a smol cinnamon roll.

Harry-did you sit in a pile of sugar ? Cuase you have a pretty sweet ass.
Your reaction*le slap*

Carlos-do you have a band aid ? Cuase i scrapped my knee failing for you.
Your reaction-awww

Mal-i seen to lost my number,can i have yours ?
Your-reaction-nope

Lonnie-are you a fruit?,cuase honeydew you know how good you look right now ?
Your reaction-uhhh

Uma-I'm not staring at your boobs,I'm staring at your heart.
Your reaction-*le slap*

Evie-your so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line
Your reaction-*blushes* uhhh...

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