The Woods are hosting a garden party this year and the whole neighbourhood is invited. Andrew and Alexa Woods have been living here , in this quite neighbourhood outside ( ) for almost three years and every other wife in the area wanted to know the secret to their perfect family, for they never fought, never threw a quarrel and most importantly showcased a fair amount of public display affection. Needless to say, everyone loved them,yet felt a certain tinge of jealousy towards them. Ah! They are so perfect.
"I think my husband is having an affair with another girl. He seems so shady. He's just not there for me anymore," Mrs. Turner sniffed and took another sip from her martini glass.
" Last time we had sex, was light years ago.I think he needs Viagra," giggled Mrs. Adams. Clearly she is drunk.
Mrs Turner turned towards Alexa,and pointing her glass to Andrew asked ," How many times do you make out ? If there's any secret to a perfect sex life you have, I'm all ears."
Poor them. Alexa is amused . Little did they know, that when Alexa comes home from work, Andrew is already sleeping his ass off. But they loved each other and that's where the daylight affection comes from. Of actual sex life, they had none.
"Molly, you wear granny pants . They are all over your house. Get rid of them and buy something more revealing. I was thinking of lending you some of mine, not that it will fit any of you two."
That's right. Alexa has the most well-maintained body in the entire neighbourhood. She never hits the local gym , unlike her husband , who slogs off daily at the treadmill, yet nurtured a small gut so smooth and round , it almost felt magical. And while Andrew's in gym,Alexa would remain busy packing her pocket knife and Beretta M9. She has a secret cabinet for all her pistols and guns, knifes and other weapons that might be of need. It was very safely lodged into the back of her closet , that opened only with a few rightly placed taps and a combination only she is aware of.
"Hey people , it's game time ", cheered Andrew.
"I have never seen anyone throw darts with such perfection ! Ahh! Alexa is so pphuurrrfect!"sobbed a drunk Mrs.Adams.
Truly, Alexa has such an air of perfection and elegance around her,it's almost frustrating. She even balanced six other plates on her arms so perfectly and that too with such élan , we almost mistook her for some kind of a goddess.
Her phone rang among the midst of the party. Skittering to the corner, she picked up the phone. " It's my day off, what do you need ?",she whispered loudly, looking here and there.
Within an hour, she has changed her clothes and speeded away on a red Ducati,leaving her admirers in awe.
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Action"I could say I love you, but then I have to kill you ". "You can't.And I won't kneel ". She fires. The bullet hits him in his kneecap. He loses his balance and fell on the other knee,clutching the other ,groaning. "Okay, okay,I love you," he panted...
