Bear and Little German Family.
While they were gon....
Whan they return
FEKIN BER IN DE HOUSE!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! Ehhhhh maaaammmmm kill eeieieieieittttt. OK CHILD!!!!!! *throws burnt toast at it* *bear dies instantly* MAAAAM IM HUNGRAYYYY!!!! EAT the BEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! MAAAAM I AM ALLERGYC TO BEEEEEEEEzaRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *gets fork and nifr* NUMbuM BUM get in ma TUM!!!!!!1
*Ber waks up*
REEEER IM A BEERR FEER ME
AAA MEEEEM DERE BER IS NOT DED 9843gj
ILL ELPH U !!!!111!1
*Baer ataks famile*
I NEED A BAND AID! GET ME SOME GATORADE! CALL LIFE AID!
SHUT UP YOU ROTEN KIDE I WILly GET U WAT I SAEY I GETE UITS JUST A PAPER CUT!!!!!!!113y4ufybhjv
*the dad comes down*
What have i done with my life.... My family is crazy. I cant take this any more
*jumps into bears mouth.*
*gets mauled to death*
*bears are vicious*
*get me some gatorade*
OKEY CHIELD LETS GOE
I NEED Ma TWijnked!!!!! And gatordae.
*they enter the store*
What a lovely store
Oh! Look at that beautiful display.
So civil and nice
Oh look nice shop worker
BROOOO I NEED MY TWINLES!!!!!
*Person gets shot at the register*
OKEI CHILD I GET U YER TWINKY GIBE MEY SECON
SHE GOS TO CONTER AN SHITS ON IT> EY THER> I NEED WON TWINKI FR MY BEBY
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MAAAAM WHERE MY TWINKAT
IM GETIN YOU YO TWINET JUST A SEDONC
BABA I LOOOOOVE YA I GOTS YA TEINKEL
EAT LITTEL ONEQ!!!!!!
I GIT A BASKETBAL GAME TOMORROWWWWWW MOOOOM
JEENNNA DAT UUUUU!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
NO JUT ANT IMPERSOION
I looove jaN
OH DANG YOU REALLY ERE A MISTACKE
THATE ISNET NICE TO SAEY TO ME MAMN
SORRY ITS THE TRUTH
SORRY MAM BUT I NEED A BOIFREN GET ME WUNE
LETS GET YOU A BOI THEN DHWDVHVWQUQWEB
*at club*
AHM LOCKING BOR A BOIGREND GIVE ME BOGREYN
Hi I am boy
HEY SECCY
Hi how are u this fine evening?
IAM PREt t gud sinse i see you. Hou u bin
A little scared for my life since I saw you.. Are u drunk?
NO JUST ON XANAX
Risky. How about you leave me alone?
*SUDDENLY BEER WALKS IN*
EU@WQHRRAWWR IMMA HERE TO TAKE MY GIRL BACK KNWDC
BEET Y U KEEELD MY DADdy
AM SORY BUT I LOVE UOU IWDBF@WEF MARRY ME HAVE MY CHILDREN qERWILjgdsk.
I HAS a biufrend
No you don't.
THE BETREAYL!!!!
*BERT TAKES GIRL AND RONS TO TOP BUILDIN FHOBQHWE NIW yOUR MIYNE*
TRY AND ECSCAPE ntchOW BIIIIF
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I LOVE YOU BPLEASE BE MY HONEY I HAVE NEGLETMENT
*back at home*
BHAB RHBRWUyebuhv I NEED PILLS MOMMAY MY EAD FEELS LIKE ITS MUSHING togETHER<<@OURUECs 11111111!
WERE IS DADDY I WANT MY DADDU
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I don know seewwwtie how aboUT Oy go to WalmArt ANd AShk the kinds person who shits at the desks!11111!1!1!!!1111
OOF FFF I Will go To Walkmrt and I will bbyd a CJId os my own Ir wil BE bettwe momm han YO
*AT walmrt*
HELON O U HOUM ANS I AM A BLON CHIC FEEARE ME
Hey THEre misther
*Walks up to old store greeter who was wearing antlers.*
THE BLESH SMILES> HI THER ELITtzLE GIRLI HOW VAN I GHElP YOU ON YTHIS FINE DAUy
I WONT SUM GATORAEDE
W EDON SENLLTHAT HERE
THEN I wAN nmU TY MOms
*hands over moms*
*runs away to the house with moms
MOOMATH IM HOME!
MOM TS RUN RO OTHJER OMOM AS ID FTHE IJN CALT
