Standing outside the room, Manik constantly banged on the door. While the passersby and bell boys gave him sympathetic look.
Giving them a helpless smile, Manik sarcastically screamed " aa ji sunnti ho!!!!!!...... function khatam ho jaega! !!!!...... zara aapna makeup kam karlo aaj ke liye! !!!!! "
To Maniks relief, the door opened after 5 minutes, showing an enraged Nandini.
Wearing a red lehenga with green bangles, nuptial chain and sindoor, Nandini was looking like a perfect bride.
Staring at Nandini from top to bottom, Manik was speechless.
Getting uncomfortable under Maniks intense gaze, Nandini waved her hand in front of his face.
Hell irritated by Maniks staring session, she finally asked " oye. ...aise kya ghur rahe ho? ??????..... "
Still in a daze , Manik replied " aapni biwi ko dekh raha hu! !!! "
Instantly Nandini retorted " kya matlab? ????? "
Controlling his overpowering emotions, Manik said " mera matlab. ...yeh hai. ...ki. ...tum mere wife ke role mein jacch rahi ho! !!!!! "
Scrutinising her gaze, Nandini said " Hmm. ....par tum mere husband ke role mein bilkul bhi acche nehin laag rahe ho! !!!!! "
Not at all waiting for Maniks reply, Nandini started moving towards the banquet.
Making a bad face, Manik ran behind her and asked " kyon? ????....mujh mein problem kya hai? ???? "
Taking a sudden turn, Nandini came face to face with Manik.
Nandini ( casually ) : tum jaisa sadu mera husband ho hi nehin sakta! !!!!!
Hurt by her comment, Manik whined " oh hello! !!!!....I am not sadu! !!!! ..... tum kuch zyaada hi akaal se paidal ho! !!!! "
That was it, Nandini yelled " kya kaha? ???....main akaal se paidal hu??????? "
Realising the amount of damage, Manik tried to form some arguments in his defence. But no sound came out of his vocal cords, as Manik keept on looking at Nandini's monster avatar.
Due to God's grace, an old lady interrupted their fight.
Old lady " arrey yeh khoteya toh aapni vootie ke saath laaga padd hai! !!!! "
Hearing the old lady's comment, both Manik and Nandini gapped at each other in shock.
Manik ( embarrassed ) : aisa kuch nehin hai dadi. ...
Old lady : chup kar khoteya! !!!!..... main sab jaanti hu ! !!!!..... mujhe oldie maat samjho! !!!!
Nandini ( genuinely ) : dadi ji aap jaisa samjh rahi hai. ...waisa kuch nehin hai! !!!
But dadi was not ready to listen to anyone. Grabbing Nandini's arms, dadi made her stand behind.
Dadi : main sab samjhti hu! !!!..... zarur iss khoteya ne hi tujhe pareshaan kiya hai! !!!!!
Manik helplessly tried to prove his innocence " dadi maine kuch nehin kiya hai! !!!! "
Ignoring Manik, dadi turned to Nandini " Mujhe iss khoteya ki baaton pein koi bharosa nehin hai! !!!!....issliye tu baata puttar. ...ki iss bewakoof ne kya kaand kiya hai????? "
Taking full advantage of the situation, Nandini started " ab kya baatau dadi ji! !!!!..... yeh naa bilkul bhi meri baat nehin sunn te hai! !!!!.... hamesha mere driving ka mazaak udaate hai! !!!!..... aur meri toh koi value hi nehin karte hai! !!!! ...... yeh naa shaadi ke baad badal gaye hai! !!"
Gappin at Nandini with a shocked look, Manik just wanted to bang his head on the wall, after listening to his so called wife's accusations.
Dadi ( angrily ) : oye! !!!!!..... biwi hai teri. ...koi cheez nehin joh tu uss se aise sulook karta hai! !!!!
Finding no other option, Manik just stood over there with his head bowed in front of the two ladies.
Dadi : ab galti ki hai. ...toh maafi bhi maang le! !!!!
Nodding his head in assurance, Manik moved towards Nandini and grabbed her wrist.
Getting effected by their proximity, Nandini gave a nervous look at Dadi and said " rehne dijiye ne dadi ji! !!! ....pati parmeshwar ke samaan hote hai! !!!....issliye innhe mujhse maafi maang ne ki koi zarurat nehin hai! !!! "
Saying this, Manik removed her hands from Maniks grip.
But Manik was now hell determined on apologising.
Again taking Nandini's both the hands in his firm grip, Manik extra sweetly stated " kaisi baatein kar rahi ho! !!!.... mujh se joh galti hui hai. ...woh koi chhoti baat nehin hai! !!!....maine toh aapni biwi ko value hi nehin diya! !!!!.... I am seriously so sorry for that! !!!!.... tumhare bakwas driving skills ko value nehin diya! !!!!..... again I am sorry for that! !!!!..... and finally..... tumhare over smart brain pein shutter nehin laagaya! !!!!..... and again I am so sorry for that! !!!! "
Nandini just glared at Manik. While Manik gave his most innocent smile to her.
Witnessing the whole scene, dadi giggled wholeheartedly and commented " Rab ji ne bhi kya jodi baanai hai! !!!....ek mirchi hai. ...toh dusra karela! !!!!! "
