Derpy Journey(Part 1)

1:Rise of the hero

         "But mom!"exclaimed edborg "NO I wont let you wander around this world fighting off monster....things w-what ever they are OK!!??"proclaimed edborgs mom."mom im old enough to do this I always wanted to be a hero.......just like.....like.....dad.when these words came out of edborgs mouth a tear ran out of hes eye and dripped down on the floor,"edborg....""NO MOM I HAD ENOUGH I AM GETTING OUT OF THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!", Edborg ran out of the house crying."ED COME BACK,COME BACK!!"shouted edborgs mom"Well climate like from the Titanic"said robbie the butcher. These puns made everyone anoyed ,cause like DUH  Edborgs mom started CRYING when he said that"Oh sorry I-I didnt mean to hurt you feelings"said robbie."No no its okay.......","You know I dont think you are ok......maybe you would like to come to my house......h-have a cup of tea maybe??","ok then","my house is just arou-","Thank you"said edborgs mom interrupting robbie"W-well y-your welcome i g-"robbie was interrupted by Cassie(her name)She grabbed him on the shoulders and kissed him."I-I","Shhhhh",said cassie with a smile on her face.
                      "UGHHH my mom is annoying as Fffffffffff-rick",said edborg with an annoying tone in his voice."Well......em you know......em she does that because......em i dunno", said zero. "*sigh*Zero come on youre a frickin zero with a moustache and you sing opera dont you have any ideas??",asked edborg "Ideas about what??", "Oh my gooood about how can we become heroes", "Em make a teeeeeeam???or mayb-", "you know thats not stupid as I thought it was going to be", SAID edborg with a speck of hope in his mind."Yeah i thought so----WAIT YOU-YOU SAID THAT-THAT IT WASNT STUPID???????",said zero amazed."Um yeah???why??", "Its because thats the first time I said something smart",said zero with a tear in his eye."awwww dont cry zero please dont cry....because when you cry I cry aswell",they cried their head off while they heard a knock on the door."who can that be?",asked edborg.""I dont have a clue but its defintly not my granny",said zero."OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE SHES FRICKIN DEAD!!!!!",Shouted edborg."Oh ok i thought shes gone to FLOWRIDA",said zero."Okay lets see whos knocking",said zero with a fright "Ok here goes nothing".