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2020: The Sibling

A/n: Get ready for bedtime stories and fairytale parodies!
... I feel so embarrassed right now...

"Kids, meet your new baby brother, Retina."
Iris's speech was babyish, but cute. "No. I'm the little one."
"You are sweety, but this little guy is more little than even you."
Iris stared at her sleeping brother, then replied,
"Okay!"

The two parents chuckled at their daughter. Sylvia and Wander approached.
"Come on you two, let's get you home."
The twins stared at her in horror.
"But Aunty Sylviaaa..."
"No buts you two." Said Peepers "I'll come home with you. You gonna be okay with the baby honey?"
"I'll be fine Peepers. Don't be so worried. I'll see you soon."
"Love you Mummy!!" Chorused the twins, before disappearing with their father, Wander and Sylvia.

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"Do you like our new brother Iris?"
"I love him! I can't wait for him to be older so we can play together!"

That was when their father entered the room. "Okay, you two. Bedtime."
They crawled into their beds. Cornea looked at his dad in request.
"Can we have story?"
"Which story do you want?" Said the Commander, sitting down on the chair by the door.
The twins leaned into each other, discussing their choice. They then came up, and said in unison, "The Three Little Robots!"
"Okay. I'll go get it."

When Peepers had a book in his hands, he began to read...

"Once upon a time, there were three little robots. One day, they all left home to build their own. The first made his house out of straw. But then, a big bad shark came to the house. He said, 'Little Robot, Little Robot, Let me in!' The robot replied, 'not by the antenna on my little head.' The shark was furious. So he partied, and partied, and blew the house away. The robot ran to his brothers house. A house of sticks. The shark came up and said, 'Little Robot, Little Robot, Let me in!' The robots replied, 'not by the antennas on our little heads.' So the shark partied, and partied, and blew the house away. The robots ran to the third brothers house. The third brother had been smart about his building. He had made his house out of metal. The shark came up and said, 'Little Robot, Little Robot, Let me in!' The robots replied, 'not by the antennas on our little heads.' The shark partied, and partied, but couldn't blow away the house, because it was made of metal. So the shark decided to go down the chimney. The robots blocked the fireplace with the same metal that the house was made of, so the shark couldn't get into the house. It worked! The shark had nowhere to go, so the robots called the police, who took the big bad shark back to his limo.
The end."

The twins were fast asleep, so Peepers gave them each a kiss, and exited the room. "Goodnight kids. There's three of you now, just like in the story."

A/n: The Three Little Robots is based on the episode The Party Animal and the Earth story, The Three Little Pigs. I don't own the show, the Three Little Pigs, or the canon characters. I own Eyela, Cornea, Iris and Retina.