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To: Amanda Johnson; amandajohnson@ff.com

From: ktalwaystalks@yahoo.com

cc:

Subject: PARTY

Tonight. Can I go?

To: ktalwaystalks@yahoo.com

From: Amanda Johnson; amandajohnson@ff.com

cc:

Subject: Read ThiTos Article From Times

DID YOU KNOW.....

That 45 percent of the teenage population are being made to drop out of school due to circumstances such as: teenage pregnancy, contraction of sexually transmitted diseases, use and abuse of hard drugs and alcohol. It is a major cause in the reduction of our resources as effciency is reduced as well as man power. Granted, America is still a first-world country but why aren't we doing better than....Japan for instance? We definitely have what it takes to take down a bunch of Asians.

But fact still remains that Japanese have advanced in both technology and health over the years, and the reason is very simple.

They have more virgins.

As a very religious country,, loads of japanese firmly believe in the no sex before marriage phenomenon, and this is the secret to their success. Due to this, they have a less rate of contracting gonorrhoea or syphilis for example and they stay healthy and succesful as well as nourishing brain cells.

So my fellow teenage Americans, keep this with you:

Say NO! for your country.

To: Amanda Johnson; amandajohnson@ff.com

From: ktalwaystalks@yahoo.com

Subject: So that's a no?

??????????????

To: fixtrix@yahoo.com

From: ktalwaystalks@yahoo.com

Cc:

Subject: Here's my mom's reply

<<FWD from Amanda Johnson;amandajohnson@ff.com>>

To: ktalwaystalks@yahoo.com

From:fixtrix@yahoo.com

Cc:

Subject: WHAT THE HELL?

Ok, first of all, I'm not sure there was ever an article like this in the times and secondly, most of it is not even factual.

Thirdly, So is that a yes or a no????

To:fixtrix@yahoo.com

From:ktalwaystalks@yahoo.com

Cc:

Subject: No idea.....

...But I'm gonna take it as a Go For It!

To: Anna

Look, we need to talk.

Zach.

To: Zachman

Oooh, sounds menacing. It seems like there's been a lot of tension on you lately, hmm? How bout I come over there and give you our...special secret "massage"?

Anna.

To: Anna

Anna.... look this'll be a whole lot easier in person. Can I come over or something?

Zach.

To: Zachman

Sweetheart, your always welcome...but not today, mama needs her beauty rest befor the party this evening, it's gonna be awesome. Tata for now, see u der.

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